Schomp! Mmmm. Brains need salt.

As every Zombie knows, fresh brains are likely the most delicious thing on the planet to devour. Sure, entrails are good, and who doesn't like a good quadricep? Am I right? Ah, there really isn't better eating than fresh human.

The problem, though, with human is that it's a little bland, and a little on the fatty side. You can try a sprig of thyme, maybe even a good strong coffee rub for you grillin'-types, but the one simple spice that every Zombie seems to forget is regular old Sodium-Chloride! Ordinary table salt! Salt brings out the simple mellow butteriness in human flesh like no other.

Sure, there are days when you're just so starving for brains that you just gobble them down without thought or care, but we know you're a sophisticated, though shambling, undead-citizen, and require a certain level of decorum in your unending hunger for flesh. These salt-and-pepper shakers dispense the simplest of spices onto your unfortunate victim's cranium while the dispensers themselves are shaped as said cerebrum! Tiny magnets snap the two hemispheres together to keep them tidy on your tabletop. No zombie worth his, ahem, salt would be without this handsome set!

Features

• Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers
• Magnetic clasp keeps hemispheres lightly held together when on the table
• 6.0 x 8.0 x 5.2 cm