When you care enough to send the very worst...

There have been much poetry and many songs written about the tender topic of love. For quite some time, the pinnacle of amorous written expression has been the candy heart. With concise messages of affection, candy hearts rule. Sometimes, though, people suck, love hurts, and all the candy hearts in the world cannot make it better. But why make it better? Why not make it as bad as it can get? For the lonely, the miserable, and melancholy, we give you Bittersweets.

Bittersweets are Despair, Inc.'s answer to the candy heart. They are candy and they are heart-shaped, but gone are the messages of affection. Instead, you'll get messages of sadness, aloneness, and, well, despair. They are available in three unique collections: Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped. Each collection features up to 37 unique sayings each and come in an attractive and reusable tin! Here are some examples:

Dejected sayings include:

Dysfunctional sayings include:

Dumped sayings include:

Did we mention that each collectible tin contains up to 37 unique sayings! That's a lot of grief!