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Trust S-mart for All Your Back To School Zombie Hunting Supplies
This is my boomstick. There are many like it but this one is mine. My boomstick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my boomstick is useless. Without my boomstick I am useless against the DEADITE HORDES!
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Trust S-mart for All Your Back To School Zombie Hunting Supplies
S-mart has all the latest gear for your zombie hunting expedition. Get it all in one place. This year, shop smart. Shop S-mart!
- Babydolls. When you're looking for a top-of-the-line decoy, turn to our realistic babydolls, located on aisle 22 in the toy department. Being as helpless as your standard DMV employee, babies are well-nigh irresistible to deadites. All deadites know babies offer easy access via the anterior fontanel. Lay some babydolls out in a field, and you'll have deadites in no time.
- Helmets. You never know when you're going to be focused on dressing a freshly-rekilled deadite and one shambles up behind you. It's better to be safe than sorry.
- Boomstick. The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department....
Ash's S-mart uniform (complete with complimentary bloodstains) printed all over a Carolina Blue, 100% cotton t-shirt. Under the S-mart logo, the nametag features label maker tape which reads "HELLO, MY NAME IS (break) ASH (break) HOUSEWARES." The back has the Army of Darkness logo.
NOTE: Because of how this shirt is printed it is likely that there will be some small gaps in the printing around the neckline. This is normal. If you don't like the one you get, however, you're welcome to return the unworn shirt for another one. Each will be unique.
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