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Turning into Venom

Turning into Venom

It's ASSIMILATING!

It's ASSIMILATING!

The beginnings of a bouquet

The beginnings of a bouquet

A pile of geeky goodies

A pile of geeky goodies

Zygote Magneto?

Zygote Magneto?

Space Slug HUNGRY

Space Slug HUNGRY

What IS this stuff?

What IS this stuff?

The lab boys tell me not to put it in your coffee

The lab boys tell me not to put it in your coffee

Sssssnake! A Sssssssssnake!

Sssssnake! A Sssssssssnake!

Magnetism ...or autonomy?

Magnetism ...or autonomy?

The Thinking Putty Approximation

The Thinking Putty Approximation

It really does shatter!

It really does shatter!

Don't point that at anyone

Don't point that at anyone

Is it hair gel?

Is it hair gel?

Mazinger VS Smart mass

Mazinger VS Smart mass

Alien Ooze really does glow in the dark!

Alien Ooze really does glow in the dark!

Shiny black lips!

Shiny black lips!

But if you're reading this... you're already here.

But if you're reading this... you're already here.

The Smart Mass Day Spa

The Smart Mass Day Spa

The creature within

The creature within

SmartBlast Dragons are to be feared!

SmartBlast Dragons are to be feared!

How do they frakkin' work?

How do they frakkin' work?

Awwwww, so sweet.

Awwwww, so sweet.

One putty to rule them all

One putty to rule them all

Blue marshmallows?

Blue marshmallows?

What lovely minions you have!

What lovely minions you have!

OH GOD! OH GOD! It's got a mind of its own!

OH GOD! OH GOD! It's got a mind of its own!

Durrrrr... my hand feels funny....

Durrrrr... my hand feels funny....

Evolution: It happened. (Pics)

Evolution: It happened. (Pics)

They don't call me a smart mass for nothin'!

They don't call me a smart mass for nothin'!

Are we on a bridge, Charlie?

Are we on a bridge, Charlie?

Yum, looks like Red Vines!

Yum, looks like Red Vines!

What's wrong with my drink?

What's wrong with my drink?

There's something in the ventilation shaft...

There's something in the ventilation shaft...

Right before he was swallowed whole

Right before he was swallowed whole

Suddenly very wise

Suddenly very wise

It's called SMART Mass for a reason

It's called SMART Mass for a reason

We come for the caffeine

We come for the caffeine

Palmistry, anyone?

Palmistry, anyone?

Alien Ooze + violet laser pointer

Alien Ooze + violet laser pointer

Two smart thumbs up!

Two smart thumbs up!

From out of the primordial ooze...

From out of the primordial ooze...

His vision is eleventy billion times better now

His vision is eleventy billion times better now

The guy in the back doesn't seem too concerned...

The guy in the back doesn't seem too concerned...

Doctor, nothing will stop it!

Doctor, nothing will stop it!

Oh no! Mr. Bill!

Oh no! Mr. Bill!

Should have stopped and asked for directions

Should have stopped and asked for directions

Spreading the geek love

Spreading the geek love

Oh no, not again

Oh no, not again

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes

Faster than a model locomotive! Able to leap parking blocks in a

Faster than a model locomotive! Able to leap parking blocks in a

The Flying Spaghetti Monster in Smart Mass

The Flying Spaghetti Monster in Smart Mass

Made by Smart Masses...

Made by Smart Masses...

My money's on Domo.

My money's on Domo.

He's also a client.

He's also a client.

That number isn't accurate.

That number isn't accurate.

Kinda creepy, just like it should be.

Kinda creepy, just like it should be.

When phones go maniacal!

When phones go maniacal!

Nintendo DS had a little meltdown.

Nintendo DS had a little meltdown.

Smart Mass gets what Smart Mass wants!

Smart Mass gets what Smart Mass wants!

First, Dilbert...then the WORLD.

First, Dilbert...then the WORLD.

Smart Mass Super Car!

Smart Mass Super Car!

Smart Yin and Yang.

Smart Yin and Yang.

Thus begins the takeover.

Thus begins the takeover.

Okay, take the pic already.

Okay, take the pic already.

Smiley Pebbles!

Smiley Pebbles!

Some of Hana's things:)

Some of Hana's things:)

Even Smart Mass wants Free Shipping.

Even Smart Mass wants Free Shipping.

Dark Matter’s famous or infamous appetite.

Dark Matter’s famous or infamous appetite.

World Domination, you say????

World Domination, you say????

Dark Matter eating Peter Griffin!

Dark Matter eating Peter Griffin!

...we're thinking...

...we're thinking...

Camera phone fun!

Camera phone fun!

Weapon of Mass Destruction

Weapon of Mass Destruction

two hours later...

two hours later...

Boredom fuels ingenuity.

Boredom fuels ingenuity.

They WILL try to eat your head.

They WILL try to eat your head.

Too spooky...turn it off.

Too spooky...turn it off.

Are those prescription?

Are those prescription?

Major spillage!

Major spillage!

Mass Putty Extinction.

Mass Putty Extinction.

not exactly the smartest idea.

not exactly the smartest idea.

Aww our putty can already read and write.

Aww our putty can already read and write.

This fly is now over 20 feet tall and can speak French.

This fly is now over 20 feet tall and can speak French.

Oh noes! Nuclear Slime!

Oh noes! Nuclear Slime!

Alien Ooze Smart Mass loves you.

Alien Ooze Smart Mass loves you.

IT GOT JOEY! IT GOT JOEY AND IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US~~

IT GOT JOEY! IT GOT JOEY AND IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US~~

eeeeeewww...smurf mass.

eeeeeewww...smurf mass.

O no! Mr Bill's buddy melted!

O no! Mr Bill's buddy melted!

The fearsome Shiny Back Putty Gator and her young

The fearsome Shiny Back Putty Gator and her young

How long until he realizes he can't breathe?

How long until he realizes he can't breathe?

Deadly creeping putty

Deadly creeping putty

When dark matter attacks, part 1

When dark matter attacks, part 1

Where do you think you're going?

Where do you think you're going?

Putty vs Eva, who will win?

Putty vs Eva, who will win?

Its nice to know we're loved

Its nice to know we're loved

SMART MASS PEBBLES

SMART MASS PEBBLES

the slowest attack ever

the slowest attack ever

why you need to keep an eye on your Smart Mass Putty

why you need to keep an eye on your Smart Mass Putty

smart mass rose

smart mass rose

putty disection

putty disection

Jabba the Putty

Jabba the Putty

things were fine until it started speaking...

things were fine until it started speaking...

late night escape

late night escape

smart mass gremlin

smart mass gremlin

hands off my coke!

hands off my coke!

putty crime scene

putty crime scene

beware the boogie hand

beware the boogie hand

I love to spew putty

I love to spew putty

ok now that is strange...

ok now that is strange...

bubble tea smartmass

bubble tea smartmass

spawning putty urchin

spawning putty urchin

too much free time...

too much free time...

Typical day for Jason at the office

Typical day for Jason at the office

Smartmass keeps you warm during the cold Finnish winter

Smartmass keeps you warm during the cold Finnish winter

evil dracula putty

evil dracula putty

cinnabon on mars

cinnabon on mars

roger gets slimed

roger gets slimed

take one can smartmass, one coat hanger...

take one can smartmass, one coat hanger...

when aliens attack

when aliens attack

Ha. My friends will never recognize me!

Ha. My friends will never recognize me!

Cover the Earth

Cover the Earth

talk to the GlowHand

talk to the GlowHand

smartmass smell as sweet?

smartmass smell as sweet?

Buzz shows no fear!

Buzz shows no fear!

SmartMass Cthulhu

SmartMass Cthulhu

EGADS! Spidey's in trouble!

EGADS! Spidey's in trouble!

Cube with a View

Cube with a View

6th Gate of Putty

6th Gate of Putty

head of smartmass

head of smartmass

putty drinkin' bawls

putty drinkin' bawls