Double duty defense

Just another normal day at the office. Worked on a bit of theoretical physicisting, walked through some halls, ate a nice piece of cake - you know, the usual. And then a whole bunch of weirdness started going down. So, you picked up your trusty crowbar and began doing some bashing. Headcrabs aplenty were devastated with the force of your poundings. Once they were all just piles of motionless cells, you found you had developed a big thirst. Good thing your crowbar isn't just a plain crowbar; it's a Crowbar Bottle Opener! Time to crack open some cold ones.

The first thing you notice when you heft your new Crowbar Bottle Opener is the weight. Yeah, this sucker is all stainless steel and can do some damage if called upon. But it really should only be used as a wicked looking bottle opener. Because, whether fighting the undead or monsters, the best way to defeat them is to share a drink with them. Then your enemy will turn into your friend. Awww. But just in case they turn on your while you're drinking, keep your Crowbar Bottle Opener close at hand.

Crowbar Bottle Opener

• Great for all your zombie killin' and beverage drinkin' needs.
• Stainless steel with a baked enamel coating.
• Dimensions: 8" long