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- Practice the lost art of mummification
- Wrap him up in all your rubber bands
- Fun & unique desk accessory
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Mummification is a lost art that should make a comeback. Think about it. Our cemeteries are getting overcrowded and having a mummified version of your dead relative or pet in your house wouldn't be any more creepy than an urn of their ashes. Science has made giant leaps since the original mummies were made, so we could probably transform dead bodies into lavender-scented, poseable mannequins. And we probably wouldn't even need to pull out their brains from their noses.
Mummy Mike is not lavender-scented, but he's a fun and funky desk accessory that proclaims your love of walking like an Egyptian... or maybe just having easily accessible rubber bands. Wrap your rubbers around him. The more bands, the more mummy-like Mike will be. Hook him up with Splat Stan and Dead Fred for a trio of dead desk dudes. No need for rubber bands at your desk? Mummy Mike can also be used to store your extra hair ties. When the office A/C breaks (again) and you need to bust out the ponytailed look, you'll be prepared.
- Fun and unique rubber band holder
- Wrap the green Mike up in your rubber bands to mummify him
- Never hunt for rubber bands again
- Ladies and ponytailed dudes - Mummy Mike can also hold hair ties
- May make you walk like an Egyptian
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