Finally, a remote for your child

What do you do when your television acts up? Yup, you get the remote and start pushing buttons. And what do you do when you your cable box goes wonky? Another remote control to the rescue. And what do you do when your children are out of control? That's right: you get your Tazer! Just kidding (dang, just kidding!) You get your Control-A-Kid Remote, that's what you do!

And what does a Control-A-Kid Remote actually do? Not a thing. There's no way a remote is going to control the wild beast that is a child. But it will give you (or anyone you give it to as a gift) a great laugh. It's too bad the "Attitude Off" button doesn't really work - or the "Eat Greens". But thankfully the "Grow Up" button is just for show - we want our little monsters around as long as possible. The Control-A-Kid Remote - perfect for a laugh (when you need it the most)!

Product Description

• Ages: Parent and up!
• Use to control your kids (not really, but it's funny anyways).
• A great gift for the new and/or tired parent.
• No batteries required!
• Dimensions: approx 5.5" x 2" x 0.75"