Hide 'Em in Plain Sight

In olden times, you only needed to know two passwords: "Joe sent me" and "The crow caws at midnight." But nowadays, everything requires a password. And a good password is a mix of alphanumerical symbols with no discernable words - especially not words related to your life, interests, etc. So if passwords are supposed to be so complicated, how is one to remember them at all? A tiny cheat sheet is good, but if you lose it, you're screwed. So, why not use the Top Secret Password Notepad instead. Then you'll have all your passwords right in front of you.

Each page of the Top Secret Password Notepad has spaces for four different websites, your login name, passwords, help question, etc. And with a title in big letters of "My Top Secret Passwords," it will be the last place anyone looks. Why? Because people expect you to hide your passwords, not display them in full sight. So, they won't even look at this pad - it will in essence be invisible. Ok, who are we kidding - if you list your passwords on this, you deserve to have your identity stolen. But it is funny as heck, and that's why we're offering them to you. For the heck.

Each pad measures 6" x 9" and has 60 pages (4 passwords per page, for a total of a lot of passwords).