Giving New Meaning To A Can Of Whoop Ass

Now you can be the first kid in the cube farm to have your very own NINJA in a can! Just get one or more of these and place on your desktop to instantly attract the opposite sex while repelling suits and dust mites alike. If that isn't benefit enough for owning a can of NINJA, just consider the fact that NINJA also *does* stuff! What kind of stuff? It cleans your electronics and computing components (using patented Dust-slaying Nano-shurikens of Doom) so you can continue randomly surfing the Internet instead of tackling those prosaic action items...

• But ThinkGeek, WTF is NINJA? Really?
  
• A Legend
• A Recursive Acronym for Ninja Is Not Just Air (it's also dust-slaying Nano-shurikens of Doom)
• See Above
• A computing and electronics air duster.
• Something to buy. Now.

Your NINJA air duster cans are specially formulated to clean computers and electronics equipment, assassinating dust in the process and prolonging the ultimate disintegration of your equipment into the technology underworld! Yay for NINJA!

NINJA arrives in a 10 ounce can and is non-flammable. Recommended For : Computers • Keyboards • Rocket Launchers • Digital Cameras • Printers • Fax Machines • HAL 9000s • Copiers • Telephones • Lab Equipment • TVs • DVD Players • Shredders • Scanners • Stereos • Watches • Clocks • Mailing Machines • BFGs • Fans • Audio Equipment • Laptops • Musical Instruments • Desk Tops • Imperial Walkers •

Ninja
Is
Not
Just
Air*
*(It's Dust-slaying Nano-shurikens Of Doom!)

Buy now and save later! Or NINJA gets mad.