DotCom Adhesive Buttons

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For all those sticky situations.

DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. They're roughly palm-sized, which makes them a great statement piece to affix to your laptop or cubicle wall. Use one in place of a bow on top of a gift. (If you're gifting the button, we recommend you put a loop of tape on the back to attach it to the package so that the recipient can do the permanent affixing himself or herself.) Choose from:

• Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive. black text on carrot orange
• If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? white text on purple
• Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot black text on denim blue
• Chaos! Panic! Disaster!! (My work here is done) white text on hot pink
• Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? black text on carrot orange
• Dain Bramaged black text on azalea pink
• Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before black text on wasabi green
• I Don't Do Windows blue text on sky blue with clouds
• Life is just a series of If-Then-Else statements" black text on wasabi green
• You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically black text on lemon yellow
• ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue. black text on lemon yellow
• I cant be fired... slaves are SOLD! black text on wasabi green
• We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart? white text on purple
• Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. white text on hot pink
• Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people black text on lemon yellow
• The beatings will continue until morale improves black text on carrot orange
• Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions black text on carrot orange
• Never, but never question the ENGINEER'S judgement black text on denim blue
• 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. black text on wasabi green
• I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you. black text on tangerine orange
• I do all my own stunts black text on aqua
• The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don't make me choose. black text on wasabi green
• Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up) black text on saffron yellow
• Press any key... No, No, No, not that one! black text on lemon yellow
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... black text on carrot orange
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce. white text on aqua
• Real Programmers Don't Document - If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand black text on saffron yellow
• Department of Redundancy Department black text on saffron yellow
• The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better." So I installed Linux black text on red
• For Science! black text on deep red
• Time flies when you are sick and psychotic black text on tangerine orange
• The universe is a figment of its own imagination white text on deep red

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