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On the Origin of Skinjobs

  • Original poster depicting the evolution of the Cyclon
  • Those frakkin' toasters are dangerous!
  • Printed on 110 pound paper - thick and durable
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On the Origin of Skinjobs

In the beginning, there were Toasters. And they were good. They lightly browned bread making it extra delicious. Then, the One True God said, "Let there be Serge," and a small one-wheeled robot butler was made. It too was good. He, then, moved across the surface of the waters, and the Centurion was born, but he was kinda awkward and clunky. So, he said, "Let there be a far more awesome Centurion, that he may kick lots of butt," and butts were verily kicked.

Ultimately, the One True God pulled a metal hunk of i-beam from the torso-chassis of the Centurion and, using it, the Number 6 skinjob was born, and she was an abomination unto mankind, though very hot.

Originally designed to serve man, the Cylons decided instead to kill him. Kill... Serve... We can see how they were confused. Regardless, they rebelled and they evolved. What's more, they had a plan.

Depicted in this high-quality poster are the original designs for the Cylon's predecessors, done as a parody of the original Rudy Zallinger drawing.

Features

  • Original poster depicting the evolution of the Cylon
  • 12" by 29"
  • Printed on 100% carbon neutral 110 pound paper

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