Attack of the 50 Foot Felines!

The year was 1954, and the top three concerns in the United States were as follows: Atom bombs destroying our cities, communists turning our citizenry into mindless zombies, and atomic zombie cats destroying our cities. Though you may not find records of it in the local newspapers (it was classified, hello?), cats were herded into great camps for study, just in case one or more of them mutated into horrifying beasts.

These cats, embittered by their experiences, never forgot the mistreatment they received. So now, they watch. Always vigilant. They wait for their opportunity to attack. They wait and train. They skulk and sneak, climb and leap, slash bite and scratch. Often, they practice their scratching with any available vertical surface - usually your furniture. This practice often destroys the things you love. Cats don't care. It's all part of their master plan.

We humans believe they are our pets, but the truth is quite the opposite. We live at their whimsy, and one thing's for sure: there is no stopping them. We here at ThinkGeek welcome our new Feline Overlords. We'd like to remind them that as Earth's premier geek retailer, we can be helpful in rounding up slaves to toil in their catnip plantations.

So give your kitty friends something that they can practice their eventual overthrow of the Earth. This cardboard cat-scratching post looks like giant skyscrapers, so when they're ultimately mutated into horrible giant atomic-ultrakittehs with the biting and the scratching and the hurting and the FLAVIN... they can be ready to rule.

Features and Stuff

• Corrugated Cardboard construction
• Non-toxic ink and glue
• Comes in 5 pieces, flat-box shipped
• 20 x 21 x 5 inches assembled

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