Be the Dog Clickerer

So there's that guy on TV that supposedly whispers to dogs and makes them go from rabid destroyers of couches and kittens to calm, submissive Wunderhunde. Yeah, it's just like that nanny show with the screaming children (aka Free Birth Control) except it's with dogs. But that guy named after a tasty salad, he's got years of experience and training and he costs a pretty penny to hire, even if it's only to teach your dog to stop eating your Xbox remotes.

Thank goodness you can have the Control-A-Dog Remote! Now anyone can have the power of Total Dog Domination in their hand. That's right! You want Fido to Sit, Stay, Speak, Drop It? Just point the remote at your dog, press the appropriate button, and hope for the best. It's powered by wishful thinking, so if your brain waves aren't very strong yet, you may have some issues initially. Don't worry, keep mashing the button and hoping and one day your dog will stop peeing in the living room. Just a warning, it may be the day after your dog dies. But it may be IMMEDIATELY! You never know until you try.

• Point at subject, press button, hope for the best
• 21-button novelty remote control
• No batteries required - powered by wishful thinking
• Dimensions: 5.5" x 2.2" (14 x 5.5 cm)

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