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Aperture Science Mug

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The coffee is a lie.


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Cozy up with Science

Cozy up with Science

Ready for testing.

Ready for testing.

Get up and do science!

Get up and do science!

Bacon array: aligned

Bacon array: aligned

Spartans trust in Aperture

Spartans trust in Aperture

Sleepy kitty tea time does not include cake

Sleepy kitty tea time does not include cake

Hands of blue!

Hands of blue!

What to drink before testing today?

What to drink before testing today?

Now you're gelling with portals!

Now you're gelling with portals!

Drinking with portals

Drinking with portals

Say apple.

Say apple.

The lab boys say that looking into the laser is a bad idea

The lab boys say that looking into the laser is a bad idea

The lab boys tell me not to put it in your coffee

The lab boys tell me not to put it in your coffee

Oui, oui!

Oui, oui!

You must be mistaken...I am not a companion cube.

You must be mistaken...I am not a companion cube.

A short, but important to-do list

A short, but important to-do list

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much

In between tests

In between tests

Drink up... for Science!

Drink up... for Science!

This was a triumph!

This was a triumph!

Now you're drinking with portals

Now you're drinking with portals

He does what he must because he can

He does what he must because he can

Preparing for a day of tests

Preparing for a day of tests

Look at me drinking tea when there's Science to do

Look at me drinking tea when there's Science to do

Double agent

Double agent

A very Aperture Christmas

A very Aperture Christmas

This desk is too neat & clean to be real!

This desk is too neat & clean to be real!

The Mug is a Lie

The Mug is a Lie

So delicious and moist

So delicious and moist

A deadly situation

A deadly situation

It's always a great day at Aperture Labs

It's always a great day at Aperture Labs

Still smiling when there's science to do

Still smiling when there's science to do

Real, true cake. No lie.

Real, true cake. No lie.

Jareth claims this is cake. We're skeptical.

Jareth claims this is cake. We're skeptical.

Employees get to keep their cube

Employees get to keep their cube

You know what's tasty with science? Waffles.

You know what's tasty with science? Waffles.

Timmy likes to use it as a hot tub.

Timmy likes to use it as a hot tub.

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