Toxic coffee sludge

Making your morning coffee is a bizarre science project. You know exactly how much of how many things you need to add into your cup. Just a touch of cream or perhaps three shakes of artificial creamer - you have it down to a science. And by the time you're done, you have the weirdest (yet tastiest) swill imaginable. And everyone laughs at "the sludge you call coffee." Well, time to put that sludge in its rightful place: your new Toxic Waste Mug!

The Toxic Waste Mug serves two purposes. First, it acknowledges that your choice of drinks could be hazardous to others; how many folks are really used to your caffeine intake level, huh? And second, it serves as a warning to stay away from your mug. Everything from the colors to the warning to the "dripping toxic waste" will prevent others from borrowing your mug. Time to serve up a nice radioactive heaping of liquid breakfast in your Toxic Waste Mug.

Toxic Waste Mug

• A normal mug that just happens to look like it's full of toxic waste.
• Dimensions: Normal mug size with a 10 oz capacity.