Loot: 
This is a Very Fine Mug, you might even call it a VFM. And if you can understand/relate to the following paragraph, then just perhaps this VFM is for you.
"AFAIK, I'm a BOFH for continually bashing you with a clue-by-four. OTOH, if you would just RTFM every once in a while, my life would suck *much* less."
10 ounce black mug with bold white "RTFM" design on front.
