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Bite Me Vampire Bottle Opener
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How to open a bottle with your teeth
- Fully functional shiny (but not sparkly) solid metal bottle opener
- Detachable keyring to stylize your keys
- Finally! A non-murderous use for vampires!
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How to open a bottle with your teeth
We can all agree that vampires suck. They're morose, kind-of whiny, and have a powerful desire to eat you. If you bring one to a party, you risk having them literally soak up fun. They don't eat, all their jokes are at least one-hundred years old, and then there's the werewolf fights. How tedious.
One party-trick that almost redeems their presence is they're particularly talented at opening bottles with their teeth. Of course, they do it to impress your guests, making them that much more pliable to the bitey and the sucky. If you could only bring the useful aspects of vampires - their distractingly good looks and their ability to crack open a six-pack - then you'd have a perfect party.
While we're still working on the tracking down the elusive Scandinavian Supermodel gene, we can bring you a shiny bottle opener shaped like vampire teeth. You heard right! The perfect party accessory is finally here, and there's almost no chance it will go crazy with blood-lust and try to eat you. So, bonus, right?
Features
- Metal bottle opener styled after vampire fangs.
- Includes detachable keyring
- Solid and heavy feel
- 2 inches wide
- Guaranteed to not try to eat you!
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