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The Ex - Unique Pen Holder
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Like a voodoo doll, but much more useful
- The most unique pen holder you'll ever see
- Stab the included pens through the person
- Take out your anger and frustrations safely
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Like a voodoo doll, but much more useful
Six. Six pens. Ha ha ha. Who would we like to stab today? Let's stab that annoying guy we know who irons his underwear. *stab*
ONE! ONE PEN STABBING! Ha ha ha! What about stabbing that hyperactive guy with the high pitched voice and red hair? *stab* TWO! TWO PENS STABBING! Ha ha ha! What about that guy with the long nose who is always moping around? *stab* THREE! THREE PENS STABBING! Ha ha ha! What about that blue guy who is always near... and then far? *stab* FOUR! FOUR PENS STABBING! Ha ha ha! Oh! And the guy who always eats my cookies! FIVE! FIVE PENS STABBING! Ha ha ha! And finally, who could forget that birdbrain from around the corner? SIX! SIX PENS STABBING! Ha ha ha!
Seriously, the amount of fun you can have with this pen holder should be illegal. Stab your pens through your "favorite" person for stress relief, use it as a very offbeat and disturbing conversation piece, or just have it on your desk to hold your pens. Be as boring or as homicidal as you like.
- Stab your pens through your "favorite" person for stress relief
- A wonderful conversation piece, albeit a disturbing one
- Comes with 6 high quality pens
- Choose your favorite color: Black or Red
- Designed by Raffaele Iannello and Manufactured by CSB Commodities, Inc.
- Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 11.4 x 6.5 inches
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