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"It wasn't your fault. You did what anyone would've done. Sometimes things get a little messy in the kitchen, we understand."

Don't ever get caught up in that lecture (it'll go on for years). Luckily, we have a way for you to satisfy your love of slasher flicks and CSI spin-offs without having to go through all that nefarious activity. All the good alibis have already been used anyways.

The Bloody Evidence Knife is the perfect piece of cutlery for any macabre aficionado. It's designed with a fired-on blood splatter that is entirely food-safe, thus guaranteeing quizzical looks at dinner parties (but you're accustomed to that). And for the creepy collector, each knife is individually gift-boxed and labeled with an official evidence tag.

Yes, fingerprints DO wash off. Why do you ask?