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Wash up, me hearties, yo ho!

  • Full sized black shower curtain with white skull and crossbones
  • 72 inches square, made from frosted EVA
  • Perfect for the high-seas raider, file sharer, or Johnny Depp
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Wash up, me hearties, yo ho!

There is one thing that is universal for all pirates. No, not a lack of personal hygiene! Only the high-seas pirates were known for being stinky. All pirates are known for their predilection for the Jolly Roger. The venerable skull-and-crossbones design dates back to the early 18th century, when naval pirates would fly their flags to signify that they wouldn't follow standard maritime rules of engagement, and that merchants should give up without a fight or face brutal and bloody murder.

Nowadays, file-sharers and certain political parties use the skull-and-crossbones to signify their own personal disregard for standard rules of order. Now you can find the Jolly Roger on clothing, mugs, bumper stickers, or even proudly flown as a flag in dorm rooms. This particular version of the design is updated into a more modern design motif, more rounded and refined.

We thought that the one place you were less likely to find the classic black-field with macabre denuded cranium would be the bathroom, so naturally this shower-curtain came to mind! 72 inches square, and 100% guaranteed to repel water, like a good shower curtain should. Now you can cleanse your body of the grime of months of brutality at sea, or wash the guilt heaped upon you by the likes of the RIAA and MPAA for your so-called illegal activity. Wash-up, me hearties, yo ho!

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