Deftly blending giftwrap, hardwood, and frickin' laser beams!

A wise man once said, "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" I'm not sure, but I think it was Sun Tzu. I can cite my source, just let me check here [shuffles through papers]. Well, I don't have that citation here right now, but even the great Sun Tzu knew that something as awesome as a shark could be made somehow more awesomer with the addition of lasers.

Take giftwrap, for example. If you've got a small gift, wrapping your present in a piece of paper and then taping it shut is just seriously lame. I mean, that small a gift, the wrapping won't let you have that satisfying shake and rattle that bigger gifts have. Plus, the paper probably has stupid cupcakes, or clowns, or "BIRTHDAY BOY" printed on it. Bleh. Sucks.Don't even get me started on gift bags. Way to commit.

Show your loved one that you actually care enough to get them a gift box made from wood carved by lasers! This box comes disassembled - you place your gift inside, and carefully piece it all together. Twenty-seven pieces in all, designed to fit snugly, daring your happy recipient to figure out how it all came together, and how it comes apart. Explore its mysteries! Discover the way inside! Seek out the solution, and Reveal the hidden contents!

Features

• Wooden puzzle-box
• Laser carved and engraved
• 27 pieces, you put it together
• Outer dimensions: 5 1/4 inches by 3 1/4 inches
• Interior uses crossbraces to hold sides together
  So, keep gift smaller than 2 inches by 1 inch by 1 inch
• Outside faces laser engraved with geometric patters, shapes and words