Don't stick 'em up with magnets, bolt them on

Magnets are freakishly useful things - spin one around a coil of wire to create current! Heck, you can reverse the process and turn current into motion! You can wave powerful magnetic fields over the human body and read what's inside, or you can paint political slogans on them, slap 'em to your car, and risk the ire of 50% of the populace. From the sublime to the ridiculous, magnets have myriad uses.

Which is why it saddens us to see that the most common use for magnets is attaching things to refrigerators. It's true - we've looked it up¹.

You're a geek, otherwise why would you be here - so when your little magnetic friends, who once dreamed of lining the LHC and kicking charged balls of lead at a brazillion miles an hour, are now relegated to holding the Christmas card from Aunt Gladys on the fridge, you may feel a little sad.

Still, there's no denying magnets are cool and you don't want to lose their thingy-holding-uppy powers, so why not disguise them? We've got magnets, yes, but these are shaped like bolts whose entire job is to hold things to other things. Nobody would think you're taking advantage of our bipolar (the good kind) friends.

¹ - Ok, so we didn't actually look it up. Hey, why are you reading to the end anyway? Why haven't you hit the Buy button yet?

Features

• Neodymium magnets at the end of chrome-plated bolts
• Three to a pack
• Warning: keep out of reach of children - may pose a choking hazard