What's That? Up in the Sky!

How many times have you found yourself outside without protection from that glowing orb of fusion? We know. We do it, too. Because we rarely intend to be outside. Sometimes it just happens. Through no fault of our own. And nothing against outdoors-y geeks. There's a distinct subset of geeks who camp and hike and bike and do all manner of outdoors-related stuff. That's just not us. So when we find ourselves outside we're always so... surprised.

This little matchbook-style packet won't take away the element of surprise, but at least it'll mitigate the red skin glow that's its usual result. Small enough to fit in a pocket, our Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight Emergency Sunscreen Kit comes with three little packets of waterproof and hypoallergenic SPF-30 lotion, containing protection from both UVA and UVB rays. No gamma rays, though, Bruce Banner.

Product Specifications

• Package measures 1 3/4" x 2 7/8" x 1/4".
• Each packet (3) contains 1.5g / .05 oz. sunscreen.
• Lotion is waterproof, hypoallergenic, and PABA-free.
• Store between 59 and 86 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Reapply after prolonged swimming, towel drying, or excessive perspiration.
• For external use only. Not to be swallowed. Avoid contact with the eyes. Discontinue use if signs of irritation or rash appear. Or if you develop a third arm. Unless you want a third arm.
• Keep out of reach of children. Use on children under the age of 6 months only after consulting with a physician.