Wipe yer feet, or swab the deck

Pirate Rule #59 - Ye must always keep the deck clean. Why else do ye think we're always swabbin' the blasted thing?!? The captain is what is known on land as a "neat freak," and it's at least a thousand lashes for ye if ye muddy up the ship. That's why we've installed all these Jolly Roger Doormats. Ye wipe yer feet, ye don't get whipped - it's that easy.

And isn't it like that at home, too? Always someone threatening you with bodily harm if you track a mess into the house? Yeah, we know. So get a few Jolly Roger Doormats. They will keep your floors clean (and your hide un-flogged), all the while expressing the latent pirate attitude sailing the seas of your heart. The Jolly Roger Doormat will also let all solicitors know they risk their lives knocking on your door - for pirate justice is swift and terrible. And so is the missus if you track mud on her floors. Arrrgh.

Features

• A doormat to show off how much you love pirates.
• Made of durable rubber construction for indoor and outdoor use.
• Dimensions: 18" x 30"