Cold Hard Cash just got a new meaning

Look at your wallet. Go ahead - I'll wait. What's it look like? Chances are it's overstuffed, torn and bulging in odd places. It's an embarrassment, and you know it! Don't give me that hang-dog look. Do something about it, why don't you? Do you think Luke let his lightsaber be anything other than shiny? Did Leia ever go out of the cabin with a hair out of place? Did Han ever allow a single loose bolt on the Falcon? Okay, one bad example, but still...!

Your wallet is like a distilled version of you. A snapshot, if you will, of the essence of your public being. It's got your wealth inside, your identification, markers and chits that allow you entrance into private clubs and organizations. Don't you want to be awesome? That thick stack of receipts that date back to the 90's - do you really need those? Or is it time to retire them and become more streamlined? Sleeker? More awesomer? Hey, awesomer is a perfectly cromulent word.

You've seen hard-side cases for your luggage and laptops - why not for your cash? Hard enough to withstand a nuclear strike*, this wallet holds a wad of folding money and still has enough room in its accordion-pockets for 10 more cards. Snapping shut, you now have a clean and tidy wallet, and not some wad of leather and paper that makes you lean awkwardly in your chair.

* ThinkGeek will replace any wallet damaged in a nuclear blast free of charge! Just pay shipping!

Features

• Black painted aluminum wallet
• Dimensions: 117 x 93 x 18mm
• Weight: 90 grams
• 7 compartments holds your cash and up to 10 cards