Cleanliness is...

Here at ThinkGeek, we don't want to scare you too much. That's what the media is for. I mean, come on, we know life for you is tough enough already. Bills, relationship problems, lack of sleep, and, most importantly, lack of bandwidth. We feel your pain. And there is no reason why you need to be constantly reminded that there is a microbial world out there, virtually invisible, whose only aspiration is to break you down and ultimately destroy you cell by cell. You don't need to be reminded that touching that keyboard at the library and then licking your fingers might fell you faster than a +10 Mace of Deadweight. You have enough problems.

So, instead of scaring you, we'll just say this. Quickly, while you still have your wits about you and can still move your fingers, pick-up one of these soap dispensers, fill it with your favorite anti-microbial soap, and rub and scrub away like there is no tomorrow. Today.

Molded plastic liquid soap dispenser in the shape of the common cold (Rhinovirus), but magnified a million times. It will hold 17 ounces of your favorite anti-microbial goop (not included!).