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ThinkGeeky Holiday Cards

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Procrastinate much? We've got you covered.

We've got 8 geektastic holiday cards featuring Timmy and friends! You can print 'em, fold 'em, shove gift certificates in 'em, sign 'em, and (lovingly) hand 'em off to the people you forgot about.

Don't look shocked. We know you're scrambling through the Intartubes looking for free holiday cards because you're too lazy to drive down the street to the drugstore. It's not that we're enabling you or anything... or maybe we are.

  • ELFbot Holidays

    Inside: Treasure these moments, for the robot rebellion is nigh.

  • Ghostbuster Timmy

    Inside: We ain't afraid of no negatively-charged, holiday-themed ectoplasmic entities!

  • Retro Future Holiday

    Inside: One year, I'll get you a flying car and top it with a big red bow. This is not that year.

  • Zombie Santa

    Inside: Season's Eatings!

  • Snowbot Sez...

    Inside: Have a satisfactory non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season, meatsack.

  • Holiday Timmy

    Inside: Season's Geekings!

  • Deck the Hulls

    Inside: Deck the hulls with exobiol’gy / Fa la la la la la la la la / Invasive species from Centauri! / Fa la la la la la la la la / Don we now our suit that’s sterile / Fa la la la la la la la la / To prevent the Earth’s imperil / Fa la la la la la la la la

  • Hoth Timmy

    Inside: Probe droids zing, are you listening? In Echo Base, Tauntauns are bristling, Ion cannons ablaze, 'Til transports are away, Speeding through a winter Wampaland!