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The BFNG
You have your trusty Nerf sidearm. It's reliable and it gets you out of many scrapes and skirmishes. But what happens when you are just overwhelmed by a barrage of Nerf darts? What happens when you find yourself outnumbered? What happens when you want to be like action movie stars and run into the enemy base with a weapon that no one can stand up to, waste them all, and return a hero to your side? What happens is: you arm yourself with a Nerf Vulcan, first - and you never have to worry about firepower again.
The Nerf Vulcan is definitely not for the weak. Weighing about 8 pounds, this blaster instantly levels the playing field. Its ammo belt box holds an ammo belt loaded up with 25 screaming mini darts. Your enemies will cower when they come face to face with the Vulcan. They'll scream when they see you click on the automatic fire button. They'll see their life flash before their eyes when they hear the darts scream out at 3 per second and watch the empty belt beginning popping out of the blaster. And they'll most certainly surrender when they are hit with 25 darts faster than they can even shoot one. The Vulcan Heavy Automatic Blaster is the Nerf gun to end all Nerf guns. Get one now . . . before the other side of the office does.
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