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That was easy... that was easy... that was easy...

You cannot take my companion!

You cannot take my companion!

The power of companionship

The power of companionship

I don't hate you...

I don't hate you...

GLaDOS let her keep it!

GLaDOS let her keep it!

The cupcake actually ended up being a lie

The cupcake actually ended up being a lie

The gang's all here!

The gang's all here!

Monsters don't stand a chance!

Monsters don't stand a chance!

Mah pillow friend

Mah pillow friend

IT'S NOT A LIE?

IT'S NOT A LIE?

Wut? U taek mah friend where??

Wut? U taek mah friend where??

Hard to test without opposable thumbs

Hard to test without opposable thumbs

Creepy testing facility!

Creepy testing facility!

The sounds of Aperture

The sounds of Aperture

Oh no!! BURNINATING!

Oh no!! BURNINATING!

Make it last forever (friendship never ends)

Make it last forever (friendship never ends)

Sinister companions

Sinister companions

This was a triumph!

This was a triumph!

Snuggling with science

Snuggling with science

Keeping the preciouseseses safe

Keeping the preciouseseses safe

On a shelf... in a cube... somewhere

On a shelf... in a cube... somewhere

A kitten named Chell

A kitten named Chell

Faithful friends till the end

Faithful friends till the end

He will never threaten to stab you.

He will never threaten to stab you.

Awaiting companionship...

Awaiting companionship...

Where are the candles for the turret to light?

Where are the candles for the turret to light?

Mario taught Cube how to avoid fireballs

Mario taught Cube how to avoid fireballs

This will protect from burnination, right?

This will protect from burnination, right?

Congrats on your new 3D vision!

Congrats on your new 3D vision!

Let there be cake!

Let there be cake!

What's that you say?

What's that you say?

When you lack a portal gun, a screwdriver will do

When you lack a portal gun, a screwdriver will do

You must be mistaken...I am not a companion cube.

You must be mistaken...I am not a companion cube.

FYI: Dogs enjoy euthanizing companion cubes

FYI: Dogs enjoy euthanizing companion cubes

A cautionary tale. READ THOSE WARNING SIGNS, test subjects!

A cautionary tale. READ THOSE WARNING SIGNS, test subjects!

Never alone again

Never alone again

Weslie says he thought the Cube said:

Weslie says he thought the Cube said: "I love you."

Handmade Wheatley!

Handmade Wheatley!

She's watching you

She's watching you

Future ThinkGeek code monkey

Future ThinkGeek code monkey

Zombies should not access portals

Zombies should not access portals

No fire for you, cube!

No fire for you, cube!

Guess she likes the present!

Guess she likes the present!

Maybe if I burninate it, I'll get out of here...

Maybe if I burninate it, I'll get out of here...

Camaraderie and companionship are the best two things in life

Camaraderie and companionship are the best two things in life

... and there will be cake!

... and there will be cake!

An Aperture Technician is absolved

An Aperture Technician is absolved

To burninate or not to burninate...

To burninate or not to burninate...

How do you think she maintains her square figure?

How do you think she maintains her square figure?

I had to euthanize it if I wanted to go on.

I had to euthanize it if I wanted to go on.

BUNNINATE! BUNNINATE!

BUNNINATE! BUNNINATE!

Quality control at Aperture Labs

Quality control at Aperture Labs

No sir, I'm sorry, we don't serve cake.

No sir, I'm sorry, we don't serve cake.

I'll keep you forever and ever

I'll keep you forever and ever

He apologized; it didn't reply

He apologized; it didn't reply

Wuv you. Will be fwends 4eva.

Wuv you. Will be fwends 4eva.

Look, I saved you!

Look, I saved you!

Q plus Cube = ?

Q plus Cube = ?

Cake n'cubes: Just another day at Aperture

Cake n'cubes: Just another day at Aperture

The best part of science is cake

The best part of science is cake

It's bright in the incinerator!

It's bright in the incinerator!

DO NOT BURNINATE!

DO NOT BURNINATE!

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