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I have Syphillis, The Clap, and Mono...and all of the stuffed Mi

Mad cat disease.

Mad cat disease.

Mom always told you there were germs everywhere.

Mom always told you there were germs everywhere.

Don't put that in your mouth, you'll catch something.

Don't put that in your mouth, you'll catch something.

You always knew they were mocking you

You always knew they were mocking you

Throwing caution to the wind.

Throwing caution to the wind.

Please, take one. Or five.

Please, take one. Or five.

Caution: Tiny Vampires

Caution: Tiny Vampires

Scheming, no doubt.

Scheming, no doubt.

Death from above!

Death from above!

Hungry, hungry bookworm

Hungry, hungry bookworm

Caution: raw or under cooked cookies may contain e coli

Caution: raw or under cooked cookies may contain e coli

Serious kitteh is serious

Serious kitteh is serious

Special delivery!

Special delivery!

I'd say that's cause for concern

I'd say that's cause for concern

One of these things is not like the others...

One of these things is not like the others...

Spreading the geek love

Spreading the geek love

Something has gone horribly wrong

Something has gone horribly wrong

The image is all fuzzy for some reason

The image is all fuzzy for some reason

I think your bottle *might* be contaminated...

I think your bottle *might* be contaminated...

Swine flu! O noes!

Swine flu! O noes!

Fat cells have their ways.

Fat cells have their ways.

Cute little love bugs.

Cute little love bugs.

Big Brother called in sick today.

Big Brother called in sick today.

Yep, Beer contains yeast!

Yep, Beer contains yeast!

E. Coli keeps us all safe.

E. Coli keeps us all safe.

We will contaminate your books!

We will contaminate your books!

White Blood Cell - A True Hero

White Blood Cell - A True Hero

E.Coli ate my homework.

E.Coli ate my homework.

Accessorize that desk like it ain't no thang!

Accessorize that desk like it ain't no thang!

Which came first, the sperm or the egg?

Which came first, the sperm or the egg?

Get the Flu from us! It's fun!

Get the Flu from us! It's fun!

YUM Salmonella Crackers!

YUM Salmonella Crackers!

These two get along quite well.

These two get along quite well.

I find this article very presumptuous.

I find this article very presumptuous.

Customers doing their part:)

Customers doing their part:)

'Twas a busy holiday season.

'Twas a busy holiday season.

Tchaikovsky gone mental!

Tchaikovsky gone mental!

He's doing it right.

He's doing it right.

Take your sickness to school.

Take your sickness to school.

Beer Yeast sez ur doin it rite.

Beer Yeast sez ur doin it rite.

Combat sickness together.

Combat sickness together.

Finals week = common cold

Finals week = common cold

Meeting the cousins.

Meeting the cousins.

Malaria Ambush!

Malaria Ambush!

Microbes to the rescue!

Microbes to the rescue!

Quarantine this office.

Quarantine this office.

Be friends with Mono!

Be friends with Mono!

Iz fight diseasez for u.

Iz fight diseasez for u.

Wee ninja infiltrates secret meeting.

Wee ninja infiltrates secret meeting.

One of these is the bookworm microbe.

One of these is the bookworm microbe.

You're in for a pleasant surprise.

You're in for a pleasant surprise.

Flesh eating..yuuuuuummmmm

Flesh eating..yuuuuuummmmm

Mad Cow hide and seek.

Mad Cow hide and seek.

Yo dog, you got a plush on your head.

Yo dog, you got a plush on your head.

common cold's a little ill.

common cold's a little ill.

Nothing common about this stapler.

Nothing common about this stapler.

Microbes has no sympathy towards babies.

Microbes has no sympathy towards babies.

Flu's got feelings too.

Flu's got feelings too.

1 of every 6 plushes is a disease.

1 of every 6 plushes is a disease.

Monkey on his back.

Monkey on his back.

Aww, such a cute little flesh eater!

Aww, such a cute little flesh eater!

...and this one's for Old Yeller!

...and this one's for Old Yeller!

It was probably something you ate.

It was probably something you ate.

The sickest crew to ever be stuffed.

The sickest crew to ever be stuffed.

Vitamin C vs The Common Cold

Vitamin C vs The Common Cold

Bad vision is a feature on only some of the microbes.

Bad vision is a feature on only some of the microbes.

The gift that keeps on giving!

The gift that keeps on giving!

Juno is down with the Sleeping Sickness.

Juno is down with the Sleeping Sickness.

E. Coli is hungry

E. Coli is hungry

We've created a monster!

We've created a monster!

O hai I has rabies.

O hai I has rabies.

I can has rabies?

I can has rabies?

The strep has LICE!

The strep has LICE!

Tobias isn't feeling so hot right now.

Tobias isn't feeling so hot right now.

In Scotland, it's E. Col-AYE! Get it? Get it? Enh? Enh?

In Scotland, it's E. Col-AYE! Get it? Get it? Enh? Enh?

half a pint of cute in a one pint glass.

half a pint of cute in a one pint glass.

OH CRAP IT'S AN E. COLI GET IN THE CAR

OH CRAP IT'S AN E. COLI GET IN THE CAR

Getting ready for a night on the town.

Getting ready for a night on the town.

Ann hearts her heartworm

Ann hearts her heartworm

Family portrait

Family portrait

Get them before they get you!

Get them before they get you!

Few people know that felines are carriers of mad cow disease

Few people know that felines are carriers of mad cow disease

Easter egg hunting is more fun with Salmonella!

Easter egg hunting is more fun with Salmonella!

Samurai Microbe Theater

Samurai Microbe Theater

The new form of cat vaccination

The new form of cat vaccination

A microbe costume party!

A microbe costume party!

The death of the Black Death

The death of the Black Death

Kisses for Kissing Disease

Kisses for Kissing Disease

bird & flu, the comedy duo sweeping Asia

bird & flu, the comedy duo sweeping Asia

ebola likes to hear stories about itself at bedtime

ebola likes to hear stories about itself at bedtime

crackheads with the syph

crackheads with the syph

Microbrial Holiday Infestation

Microbrial Holiday Infestation

Must kill e.coli

Must kill e.coli

Parker has halitosis!

Parker has halitosis!

Its cold and flu season again

Its cold and flu season again

Mono is very dangerous

Mono is very dangerous

MMMM, steak. Wait a minute...

MMMM, steak. Wait a minute...

a veritable smorgusborg

a veritable smorgusborg

Knocked out cold

Knocked out cold

baby's second cold

baby's second cold

bouquet of microbes

bouquet of microbes

Ebola Boy and the Strep Kid

Ebola Boy and the Strep Kid

already has the clap?

already has the clap?

lend me your ear....

lend me your ear....

Merry Microbesmas!

Merry Microbesmas!

the yeast feast

the yeast feast

let the games begin

let the games begin

what the clap?!

what the clap?!

flesh eating of the face

flesh eating of the face

My culture got a bit out of control...

My culture got a bit out of control...

Time for the anti-fungal spray!

Time for the anti-fungal spray!

king and queen of origami

king and queen of origami

Pupcid Complete

Pupcid Complete

Macs are impervious to viruses

Macs are impervious to viruses

I love viral microbes

I love viral microbes

Beware! Paper turkeys are unclean!

Beware! Paper turkeys are unclean!

I love my cuddly microscopic friends

I love my cuddly microscopic friends

Family Portrait

Family Portrait

kissing the kissing disease

kissing the kissing disease

Bartender! my beer is all head...

Bartender! my beer is all head...

But I ordered "clean" food...

mmmm... stomach ache on a bagel

mmmm... stomach ache on a bagel

Anaglyph 3D Microbes (red over right eye)

Anaglyph 3D Microbes (red over right eye)

Annabel loves ebola!

Annabel loves ebola!

I've got mono in more ways than one.

I've got mono in more ways than one.

mono on the brain

mono on the brain

bad breath network

bad breath network

kitty has bad breath

kitty has bad breath

disease transmission in action

disease transmission in action

never share a glass with someone else...

never share a glass with someone else...

ewww...that can't be good

ewww...that can't be good

Computer keyboards are germ magnets!

Computer keyboards are germ magnets!

you never know what's hiding under the covers...

you never know what's hiding under the covers...

My Daddy gave me a cold!

My Daddy gave me a cold!

I'm contagious, stay back!

I'm contagious, stay back!

beware, cold germs are hiding everywhere!

beware, cold germs are hiding everywhere!

This is the best stomach ache I ever had!

This is the best stomach ache I ever had!

I caught the flu

I caught the flu