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Ketto proves his dominance

Ketto proves his dominance

Plague spreading rat!

Plague spreading rat!

KILL KILL KILL... nap.

KILL KILL KILL... nap.

It's a "Sanitary Conveyor."

Oui oui bonjour

Oui oui bonjour

Children love herpes

Children love herpes

Ancestry.com for microbes

Ancestry.com for microbes

Homebrew gone wrong

Homebrew gone wrong

Back to school!

Back to school!

Might want to wash out the fridge

Might want to wash out the fridge

Stimulate your mind

Stimulate your mind

That's about right...

That's about right...

The dark side has plush, too

The dark side has plush, too

Spotted in the Smithsonian

Spotted in the Smithsonian

They're planning my downfall...

They're planning my downfall...

Bring on the toys and games!

Bring on the toys and games!

Oh no, it spread!

Oh no, it spread!

Getting ready for bed

Getting ready for bed

Poor, poor sprouts

Poor, poor sprouts

E Coli a the dinner table?

E Coli a the dinner table?

PBR, beer of champions?

PBR, beer of champions?

Why is my head so itchy?

Why is my head so itchy?

Best seat in the house

Best seat in the house

Roderich Edelstein from Hetalia

Roderich Edelstein from Hetalia

Pawz off of mai MRSA!

Pawz off of mai MRSA!

This desk desperately needs cleaning!

This desk desperately needs cleaning!

Head colds suck

Head colds suck

More tea, Miss Tribella?

More tea, Miss Tribella?

Moral of the Story: Eating e-coli is dangerous.

Moral of the Story: Eating e-coli is dangerous.

Fat cells have their ways.

Fat cells have their ways.

This kind of Malaria is way better

This kind of Malaria is way better

Whoa, it looks so much bigger!

Whoa, it looks so much bigger!

Yep, you're addicted to sugar

Yep, you're addicted to sugar

A bad day for Patty O'Green

A bad day for Patty O'Green

D'oh, he's got rabies!

D'oh, he's got rabies!

Microbial menagerie

Microbial menagerie

You can't kill it with cold

You can't kill it with cold

Salmoenella and Snomanella: The Southern Deep Freeze of 2011

Salmoenella and Snomanella: The Southern Deep Freeze of 2011

Tux succumbs to peer pressure

Tux succumbs to peer pressure

You got swine flu on my herpes! You got herpes on my swine flu!

You got swine flu on my herpes! You got herpes on my swine flu!

It's so cute, but so deadly!

It's so cute, but so deadly!

Timmy caught a cold! And no wonder...

Timmy caught a cold! And no wonder...

You do know what that is, right?

You do know what that is, right?

That's what you get for not washing your cup!

That's what you get for not washing your cup!

This is your brain on drugs.

This is your brain on drugs.

Congrats! May all your days be cancer-free.

Congrats! May all your days be cancer-free.

He always ruins the coffee

He always ruins the coffee

Eurydice has an STD....

Eurydice has an STD....

She's infected! Back away!

She's infected! Back away!

Pimple, Ulcer, and Giardia - the ghosts of holidays ill?

Pimple, Ulcer, and Giardia - the ghosts of holidays ill?

Red-eyed microbe lovers

Red-eyed microbe lovers

Someone better decontaminate the ambulance soon.

Someone better decontaminate the ambulance soon.

oh noes, your computer's brain is diseased

oh noes, your computer's brain is diseased

A puppy with an STD....

A puppy with an STD....

Agent Doggit can't escape the mange

Agent Doggit can't escape the mange

Ready to tuck in

Ready to tuck in

A ThinkGeek family if we ever saw one

A ThinkGeek family if we ever saw one

Even infected bacon is good...

Even infected bacon is good...

Nobody wants mono for Christmas

Nobody wants mono for Christmas

Quite the birthday haul!

Quite the birthday haul!

I see you, bookworm!

I see you, bookworm!

Really brings out her eyes...

Really brings out her eyes...

One of these things is not like the others...

One of these things is not like the others...

One day old and infected already!

One day old and infected already!

The fancy hat doesn't make up for the stench!

The fancy hat doesn't make up for the stench!

I read about Old Yeller.. you wouldn't do that... right?

I read about Old Yeller.. you wouldn't do that... right?

He died of Herpegonosyphilaids

He died of Herpegonosyphilaids

Can't come play, I'm too tired.

Can't come play, I'm too tired.

Come burp me, I feel something coming up for you

Come burp me, I feel something coming up for you

Rats! It was rats! Not me!

Rats! It was rats! Not me!

Books and kissing are in their future!

Books and kissing are in their future!

About the only way to get a murloc to sleep

About the only way to get a murloc to sleep

A large collection of microbes!

A large collection of microbes!

We have a pretty good idea what kind of geek Colin is

We have a pretty good idea what kind of geek Colin is

Why does loving you make me so itchy?

Why does loving you make me so itchy?

Hmm... I wonder if that works...

Hmm... I wonder if that works...

Student housing is full of germs!

Student housing is full of germs!

Being a school nurse is tough!

Being a school nurse is tough!

We really hope the parents sat at the sperm & egg table

We really hope the parents sat at the sperm & egg table

You can actually see their axons getting stronger as they read

You can actually see their axons getting stronger as they read

Kitty looks a tad concerned

Kitty looks a tad concerned

Ring around the rosy, pocket full of ...plague?

Ring around the rosy, pocket full of ...plague?

Mono, meet girl with mono

Mono, meet girl with mono

The vet connected the dots

The vet connected the dots

A poor choice for a companion, Doctor.

A poor choice for a companion, Doctor.

Always refrigerate your leftovers

Always refrigerate your leftovers

Noooo! NOOOOOOOOO!

Noooo! NOOOOOOOOO!

Brain Freeze! ow, ow, ow!

Brain Freeze! ow, ow, ow!

His holiness, the Ulcer

His holiness, the Ulcer

A dangerous tea party

A dangerous tea party

The chicks dig herpes

The chicks dig herpes

Suspicions. I has them.

Suspicions. I has them.

Dangerous crib-mate!

Dangerous crib-mate!

Condom Cat sez: NO SIFULISS IN DIS BED!!

Condom Cat sez: NO SIFULISS IN DIS BED!!

Halitosis DOES NOT WANT chlorhexidine mouthwash!

Halitosis DOES NOT WANT chlorhexidine mouthwash!

Oh noes, he'll nom the books!

Oh noes, he'll nom the books!

Brain freeze meets nerd food

Brain freeze meets nerd food

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving!

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving!

Vicki thinks sleeping isn't a SICKNESS

Vicki thinks sleeping isn't a SICKNESS

Jim loves the fleshies

Jim loves the fleshies

More effective than the doubletap?

More effective than the doubletap?

They'll be foaming at the mouth

They'll be foaming at the mouth

Is it a giant microbe or a microscopic vampire bat?

Is it a giant microbe or a microscopic vampire bat?

Food Poisoning: You're Doing It Wrong

Food Poisoning: You're Doing It Wrong

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

Mad cat disease.

Mad cat disease.

Mom always told you there were germs everywhere.

Mom always told you there were germs everywhere.

Don't put that in your mouth, you'll catch something.

Don't put that in your mouth, you'll catch something.

You always knew they were mocking you

You always knew they were mocking you

Throwing caution to the wind.

Throwing caution to the wind.

Please, take one. Or five.

Please, take one. Or five.

Caution: Tiny Vampires

Caution: Tiny Vampires

Scheming, no doubt.

Scheming, no doubt.

Death from above!

Death from above!

Hungry, hungry bookworm

Hungry, hungry bookworm

Caution: raw or under cooked cookies may contain e coli

Caution: raw or under cooked cookies may contain e coli

Serious kitteh is serious

Serious kitteh is serious

Special delivery!

Special delivery!

I'd say that's cause for concern

I'd say that's cause for concern

One of these things is not like the others...

One of these things is not like the others...

Spreading the geek love

Spreading the geek love

Something has gone horribly wrong

Something has gone horribly wrong

The image is all fuzzy for some reason

The image is all fuzzy for some reason

I think your bottle *might* be contaminated...

I think your bottle *might* be contaminated...

Swine flu! O noes!

Swine flu! O noes!

Cute little love bugs.

Cute little love bugs.

Big Brother called in sick today.

Big Brother called in sick today.

Yep, Beer contains yeast!

Yep, Beer contains yeast!

E. Coli keeps us all safe.

E. Coli keeps us all safe.

We will contaminate your books!

We will contaminate your books!

White Blood Cell - A True Hero

White Blood Cell - A True Hero

E.Coli ate my homework.

E.Coli ate my homework.

Accessorize that desk like it ain't no thang!

Accessorize that desk like it ain't no thang!

Which came first, the sperm or the egg?

Which came first, the sperm or the egg?

Get the Flu from us! It's fun!

Get the Flu from us! It's fun!

YUM Salmonella Crackers!

YUM Salmonella Crackers!

These two get along quite well.

These two get along quite well.

I find this article very presumptuous.

I find this article very presumptuous.

Customers doing their part:)

Customers doing their part:)

'Twas a busy holiday season.

'Twas a busy holiday season.

Tchaikovsky gone mental!

Tchaikovsky gone mental!

He's doing it right.

He's doing it right.

Take your sickness to school.

Take your sickness to school.

Beer Yeast sez ur doin it rite.

Beer Yeast sez ur doin it rite.

Combat sickness together.

Combat sickness together.

Finals week = common cold

Finals week = common cold

Meeting the cousins.

Meeting the cousins.

Malaria Ambush!

Malaria Ambush!

Microbes to the rescue!

Microbes to the rescue!

Quarantine this office.

Quarantine this office.

Be friends with Mono!

Be friends with Mono!

Iz fight diseasez for u.

Iz fight diseasez for u.

Wee ninja infiltrates secret meeting.

Wee ninja infiltrates secret meeting.

One of these is the bookworm microbe.

One of these is the bookworm microbe.

You're in for a pleasant surprise.

You're in for a pleasant surprise.

Flesh eating..yuuuuuummmmm

Flesh eating..yuuuuuummmmm

Mad Cow hide and seek.

Mad Cow hide and seek.

Yo dog, you got a plush on your head.

Yo dog, you got a plush on your head.

common cold's a little ill.

common cold's a little ill.

Nothing common about this stapler.

Nothing common about this stapler.

Microbes has no sympathy towards babies.

Microbes has no sympathy towards babies.

Flu's got feelings too.

Flu's got feelings too.

1 of every 6 plushes is a disease.

1 of every 6 plushes is a disease.

Monkey on his back.

Monkey on his back.

Aww, such a cute little flesh eater!

Aww, such a cute little flesh eater!

...and this one's for Old Yeller!

...and this one's for Old Yeller!

It was probably something you ate.

It was probably something you ate.

The sickest crew to ever be stuffed.

The sickest crew to ever be stuffed.

Vitamin C vs The Common Cold

Vitamin C vs The Common Cold

Bad vision is a feature on only some of the microbes.

Bad vision is a feature on only some of the microbes.

The gift that keeps on giving!

The gift that keeps on giving!

Juno is down with the Sleeping Sickness.

Juno is down with the Sleeping Sickness.

E. Coli is hungry

E. Coli is hungry

We've created a monster!

We've created a monster!

O hai I has rabies.

O hai I has rabies.

I can has rabies?

I can has rabies?

The strep has LICE!

The strep has LICE!

Tobias isn't feeling so hot right now.

Tobias isn't feeling so hot right now.

In Scotland, it's E. Col-AYE! Get it? Get it? Enh? Enh?

In Scotland, it's E. Col-AYE! Get it? Get it? Enh? Enh?

half a pint of cute in a one pint glass.

half a pint of cute in a one pint glass.

OH CRAP IT'S AN E. COLI GET IN THE CAR

OH CRAP IT'S AN E. COLI GET IN THE CAR

Getting ready for a night on the town.

Getting ready for a night on the town.

Ann hearts her heartworm

Ann hearts her heartworm

Family portrait

Family portrait

Get them before they get you!

Get them before they get you!

Few people know that felines are carriers of mad cow disease

Few people know that felines are carriers of mad cow disease

Easter egg hunting is more fun with Salmonella!

Easter egg hunting is more fun with Salmonella!

Samurai Microbe Theater

Samurai Microbe Theater

The new form of cat vaccination

The new form of cat vaccination

A microbe costume party!

A microbe costume party!

The death of the Black Death

The death of the Black Death

Kisses for Kissing Disease

Kisses for Kissing Disease

bird & flu, the comedy duo sweeping Asia

bird & flu, the comedy duo sweeping Asia

ebola likes to hear stories about itself at bedtime

ebola likes to hear stories about itself at bedtime

crackheads with the syph

crackheads with the syph

Microbrial Holiday Infestation

Microbrial Holiday Infestation

Must kill e.coli

Must kill e.coli

Parker has halitosis!

Parker has halitosis!

Its cold and flu season again

Its cold and flu season again

Mono is very dangerous

Mono is very dangerous

MMMM, steak. Wait a minute...

MMMM, steak. Wait a minute...

a veritable smorgusborg

a veritable smorgusborg

Knocked out cold

Knocked out cold

baby's second cold

baby's second cold

bouquet of microbes

bouquet of microbes

Ebola Boy and the Strep Kid

Ebola Boy and the Strep Kid

already has the clap?

already has the clap?

lend me your ear....

lend me your ear....

Merry Microbesmas!

Merry Microbesmas!

the yeast feast

the yeast feast

I have Syphillis, The Clap, and Mono...and all of the stuffed Mi

I have Syphillis, The Clap, and Mono...and all of the stuffed Mi

let the games begin

let the games begin

what the clap?!

what the clap?!

flesh eating of the face

flesh eating of the face

My culture got a bit out of control...

My culture got a bit out of control...

Time for the anti-fungal spray!

Time for the anti-fungal spray!

king and queen of origami

king and queen of origami

Pupcid Complete

Pupcid Complete

Macs are impervious to viruses

Macs are impervious to viruses

I love viral microbes

I love viral microbes

Beware! Paper turkeys are unclean!

Beware! Paper turkeys are unclean!

I love my cuddly microscopic friends

I love my cuddly microscopic friends

Family Portrait

Family Portrait

kissing the kissing disease

kissing the kissing disease

Bartender! my beer is all head...

Bartender! my beer is all head...

mmmm... stomach ache on a bagel

mmmm... stomach ache on a bagel

Anaglyph 3D Microbes (red over right eye)

Anaglyph 3D Microbes (red over right eye)

Annabel loves ebola!

Annabel loves ebola!

I've got mono in more ways than one.

I've got mono in more ways than one.

mono on the brain

mono on the brain

bad breath network

bad breath network

kitty has bad breath

kitty has bad breath

disease transmission in action

disease transmission in action

never share a glass with someone else...

never share a glass with someone else...

ewww...that can't be good

ewww...that can't be good

Computer keyboards are germ magnets!

Computer keyboards are germ magnets!

you never know what's hiding under the covers...

you never know what's hiding under the covers...

My Daddy gave me a cold!

My Daddy gave me a cold!

I'm contagious, stay back!

I'm contagious, stay back!

beware, cold germs are hiding everywhere!

beware, cold germs are hiding everywhere!

This is the best stomach ache I ever had!

This is the best stomach ache I ever had!

I caught the flu

I caught the flu