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A Small Monkey Lowers Your Blood Pressure
A tiny version of the original sock monkey. About 3 inches tall from monkeyfoot to monkeycranium. We call this little bugger 'timmy'. Timmy the monkey. Yep. And he loves it.
Pin timmy to you corkboard. Or dress him up like your boss and use pins to practice your office voodoo. Sit him on top of your monitor and timmy will be delighted to watch you play Quake 18 of the 24 hours available to play Quake in a day. Heck, Timmy doesn't care if you put him in your pocket and leave him there for a year. He'll be just as happy and as loyal coming out of that washing machine as he was watching you get fragged.
Timmy doesn't boss you around, doesn't drink your bawls, and will never need cleaning. Sound too good to be true? Well think again, because you are about to purchase your next best friend...
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