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Snarky Valentine's Day Cards
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Happy F'ing Valentine's Day!
- Six rude and crude Valentine's Day Cards to express your true feelings.
- Envelopes included.
- Love optional.
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Happy F'ing Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day has been built up by the mass media and greeting card companies into just another "holiday" where people feel beholden to adorn their beloved with gifts. Those without said beloveds are made to feel inadequate - and that just plain sucks. Well, channel that attitude into some actual cards for Valentine's Day, and you have this set of Snarky Valentine's Day Cards pretty well summed up.
Strikingly colored and illustrated with classic looking graphics, these Snarky Valentine's Day Cards will definitely make sure you express your true feelings. Such gems of romance include:
- I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
- Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first.
- I could watch TV with you forever.
- And three more!
This collection of Snarky Valentine's Day Cards is sure to make an impression on your beloved. Just be careful, though, or your beloved might very well return the favor by making an impression on your face!
Please Note: These are for adults only, due to strong language.
Snarky Valentine's Day Cards
- Six deliciously snarky cards for spicing up Valentine's Day.
- Each card includes an envelope (at no extra charge).
- Insides are blank for adding your own personal message, additional humor, or sincere apology.
- Dimensions: approx. 6.25" x 4.625"
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