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This Isn't An Office: It's Hell With Fluorescent Lighting!

So proclaims one of the thirty wit-ridden and heart-spoken desktop signs in this set. ThinkGeek is confident these signs will turn your frown upside down. What else do you have to look forward to during your prosaic, tedious, gratingly slow days at the office? Nada. And we understand that you are probably too emotionally sapped to muster the energy to occasionally tell your co-workers to bugger off and die in a corner. That's why we think you'll love these perfectly messaged signs. They'll let your office mates know how you really feel without you even moving your lips!

Some Example Signs:

  • TEAMWORK (means never having to take all the blame yourself)
  • THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE (until morale improves)
  • IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION (you're probably a manager)
  • THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL (has been turned off due to budget cuts)
  • CHANGE IS INEVITABLE (except from vending machines)

Each desktop sign pack includes a sturdy spiral bound collection of thirty hilarious office signs printed on quality paper stock. Additionally there is a rigid binding with a fold-out bottom that allows you to easily setup your desktop signs on monitor or desk without worrying about them falling over.

Blunt Desktop Signs

  • Contains 30 zany and silly signs.
  • Approximately 8" long by 4" tall.