...as told by nerds.

[ABSTRACT] WE CONDUCTED A DETAILED STUDY OF EARLY DEVELOPMENT AND CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT MILESTONES OF YOU, OUR HUMAN INFANT, DURING PRE AND POSTNATAL MONTHS. ALL DATA WAS OBSERVED AND DOCUMENTED FIRST-HAND BY MATERNAL AND/OR PATERNAL FIGURES.

Having a baby is like a big experiment. You have some vague idea of what to expect, your friends and family help you collect up many of the necessary materials, but once the experiment itself starts rolling, what actually happens is always a surprise. Will they sleep through the night? Will they really turn orange if you feed them too many carrots? (Yes, yes they will.) Will baby's first word be Mama or iPhone?

The Story of You As Told By Nerds is a keepsake baby book for folks like us. It's full of science quotes and illustrations and there's plenty of room to write and attach photographic evidence of your wee geek's development. There's a place to list about the egg donor and sperm donor (that's you, Mom & Dad!), the names you considered (Helvetica for a girl, Han for a boy), baby's apparent opinion of being born, all the important weights and measurements, and of course, all of baby's firsts (bath, babysitter, robot, nosebleed, genius moment, trip to Vegas). There are even blank pages in the back for you to get creative and make up your own categories. It's the perfect book to save for when your wee geek is in high school and brings home their first significant other. Plan ahead for future embarrassment, parents. Plan ahead.

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