Happy birthday to you.

You love your kids, right? Or, rather, you want to seem cool on their birthdays, right? Yeah, we thought so. Time to trump all the other parents, but not with how much you spend on presents. No, you're going to trump them by unveiling your child's birthday cake, amazingly brightened by purple and red and green candles. Oh, not just the candles - the flames too.

That's right, Colorflame Birthday Candles, have flames that glow red, purple, green, blue, and orange (one color per candle). Using all sorts of non-toxic and biodegradable materials, you won't have to worry about evil poisons filling your house (these candles are smokeless too, anyways). Colorflame Birthday Candles are also manufactured using naturally occurring renewable resources, so they aren't destroying the environment, either. Your geeklings will marvel at the colors, and then they will thrill as they open all their presents (also from ThinkGeek - because you are really are that cool). Every other parent in the room will feel inadequate, and really, isn't that what children's parties are all about? SCORE!