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Staying warm has never been so fun
- Act out animal battles with your mittens
- Toasty warm crocheted creatures
- Kid & adult sizes available
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Staying warm has never been so fun
We introverted geeks have a few tricks up our sleeves for keeping unwanted conversations away. Rule #1 of avoiding small talk with strangers? Be busy. Rule #2: Look weird. Really weird. Our copywriter monkey once secured an entire row of seats on a Greyhound bus trip by talking to a stuffed elephant every time new people boarded.
Want to be busy and look weird at the same time? Have we got the mittens for you! Rivalry Animal Mittens allow you to act out the epic battles of the animal kingdom with your hands. On your left hand... an adorable fish! On your right, a hungry whale! FIGHT! (Or: INTERPRETIVE DANCE!) Prefer something a bit less fishy? How about a common housefly vs. the long-tongued frog? You'll be toasty warm, constantly entertained, and blessedly undisturbed by fellow caffeine zombies in the line at Starbucks.
Product Specifications
- Crocheted mittens depicting epic rivalries in the animal kingdom
- Keep your hands toasty warm and your brain entertained
- Act out fights while waiting for the subway or in line for coffee
- You could make them yourself, but will you?
- Handmade, sweatshop-free
- Adult Size Frog vs. Fly and Whale vs. Fish
- One size fits most adults
- Made of 80/20 Wool/Acrylic
- Approximately 9" long
- Kid's Size Frog vs. Fly:
- One size fits most kids aged 4-7
- Made of 80/20 Wool/Acrylic
- Approximately 6" long
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