Loot: 
Jupiter Juice
Not for human consumption
- Goopy ooze for hours of fascinating polymer fun
- Not actually juice, even if you are from Jupiter
- Comes in a variety of colors, please let our monkey robots choose for you
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Not for human consumption
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what's from Jupiter? We think perhaps children are from Jupiter. Sure, they may have tiny man or woman bodies, but they're not from Mars or Venus (yet). Children start on Jupiter, where everything is big and beautiful and you don't have to have a fully-formed brain to think you know it all. In fact, the mooshiness of the Jupiterian brain is what makes children so great at imagining and creating. It probably also explains their love of disgusting things.
Jupiter Juice comes in a 3.5" tall hazardous materials barrel, but it's safe for all sorts of goopy, gooey play. It's hours of fascinating polymer fun in a variety of crazy neon colors. Please allow the monkey robots at our warehouse to choose a color at random for you. (They're totally colorblind anyway, we find it saves time programming them.) Jupiter Juice oozes back into its barrel to wait for the next playtime. Just don't drink it, okay? It might SAY juice, but it's totally not.
Product Specifications
- For Ages 5 and Up
- WARNING: SMALL PARTS -.Not intended for children under 3 years of age.
- Goopy ooze for hours of fascinating polymer fun
- Comes in a variety of colors, please let our monkey robots choose for you
- Each barrel is 3.5 inches tall
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