Bust crime with only a pen

We've always had a thing for crime shows, especially the kind with lots of forensic science. Also, it probably helps that the scientist just happens to be a tattooed goth girl that's on a constant sugar high. Just sayin'. Even if it's faux science done in blue-tinted labs, we love it. The thought of a criminal being brought to justice because they left an eyelash at the scene of the crime is just sweet. But we're also reminded that crime is real and you never know when the bad guys might strike.

Are you expecting the unexpected? Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Either way, the Uzi Tactical Pen turns a mere pen into a life saving tool. The DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen is very sharp and can be used to deliver a very nasty jab to an attacker, causing extreme pain and giving you a sample of their DNA to use when you go to the police. Not expecting to get attacked? The crown also doubles as a glass breaker if you ever get trapped in your vehicle. This badass writing utensil is made of high-grade aircraft aluminum and writes upside down or under water. If you can find a situation where you use all of this pen's features and live to tell the tale, we probably owe you some sort of prize.

• Now you can own an Uzi
• Made of aircraft aluminum
• Razor sharp tactical DNA catcher crown that you can use for self defense and come away with your attacker’s DNA
• Accepts standard Parker and Fisher Space Pen refills
• Pocket clip (removable)
• Imprinted with Uzi name and logo
• Includes one Fisher Space Pen ink refill
• Writes upside down or underwater
• Black ink
• Dimensions: 6" x .55" (152 x 14mm)
• One-year warranty

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