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The Lady of the Lake brings forth Excali-brella.
The Knight is now ready to face precipitation.
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Perfect for rainy knights
- Slay the rain - Renn Faire style!
- Leatherette-wrapped broadsword handle
- Precipitation, your day has come!
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Perfect for rainy knights
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold.
We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
- Be ready to defend yourself against falling moisture in style.
- Two-handed handle is injection molded plastic with a metalized finish, wrapped with a leatherette grip.
- Push button opening.
- Umbrella has a black exterior and a silver interior.
- Includes a carrying case with a shoulder strap - the umbrella's scabbard.
- Dimensions:
- Overall length: 39.5"
- Cross Guard: 9"
- Handle: 10.75"
- Opened Umbrella Span: 41"
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