Get mellow, rocket man

Sometimes Timmy likes to get mellow. He wants to hang out with his buddies, eat brownies, and talk about philosophical things. Deep philosophical things that affect monkey-kind everywhere. Like, whoa. Deep, man, deep. Timmy's favorite brownies are the special ones that contain marshmallow fluff. We're not sure if you know this, but monkeys get very, very mellow when exposed to marshmallow products. Timmy especially. He savors the gooey white fluff and licks it off his monkey fingers as he ponders life, the universe, and everything.

Moreover, Timmy has come to realize that Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell and there's no one there to raise them if you didn't. And all this science, he just doesn't understand. It's just his job, five days a week. So he waits a long, long time, staring at his rocket-shaped lava lamp as its turquoise goo morphs and floats around. He waits a long, long time and knows he's not the monkey they think he is at home. He's a rocketchimp.

• First tea light powered lava lamp
• Retro Rocket shape
• Four colors (Pink, Purple, Turquoise, Green)
• Cast zinc alloy base and bottle cap
• Chrome plated finish
• Glass bottle filled with super secret lava formula, hand poured in the UK
• Powered by tea light candle, 1 candle included
• Approximate 3 hour run-time, the average burn time for one tea light candle
• Height: approx. 9.5"
• Weight: 525g