Star Trek Dorm
Your five year mission (we're going to assume you're an engineer): to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before! Or, at least, it sorta feels like that when you first head off to college. Welcome friends to your dorm with the Star Trek Electronic Door Chime. Just don't tell them you store your cold pizza in the Borg Cube Fridge. Because no one can resist the siren's call of cold pizza. Resistance is futile.