Conquer the Great Outdoors
There are some exceptions, but look: most geeks are more comfortable indoors than out. Camping can bring up all sorts of fears, from the mundane, like not being able to get a cell phone signal, to the bizarre, like being attacked by bears. Or zombies. Or zombie bears. We have all the gear to help a geek feel more comfortable in the great outdoors, whatever it brings.
When everything goes wrong, these are the sort of tools that'll make your problems go away.
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