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Famous last words: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes

Today is traditionally recognized as the date of the fall of Troy. Vergil tells us a priest uttered "I fear Greeks, even bearing gifts" immediately prior to two huge sea serpents chomping him. The Trojans were all, "Wonder what he was on about? Wheel in that huge, completely non-suspicious horse the Greeks we've been fighting for the past 9 years left as a parting gift." ProTip: If the entire enemy army appears to get on their boats and sail out of sight, send somebody around the corner to make sure they're actually gone.

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