Dear people from the future,
For some of you reading this, it is already March 3rd, which makes us jealous. That's because you may already have your Nintendo Switch and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It is still 3/2 here; we are waiting (somewhat) patiently. You, however - right now you could be galloping Epona across a beach. So here's an important question: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Oh yeah. New unique goodies. Let's get to it, then, shall we?