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Star Wars R2-D2 & C3PO Ceramic Bowl Set - These are the droids you're looking for in your kitchen cabinets

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Artoo and Threepio are at your beck and call with this R2-D2 & C-3PO Ceramic Bowl Set. With a 6 1/2" top diameter, R2's a little bigger than his golden buddy. Both hold over 3 cups of... whatever. Use 'em for the aforementioned chips and dip. Pour blue milk into them and host a group Oreo dunk. Put them out to hold snacks at a party. Just be sure you don't invite any Jawas. They can't resist when they see a droid part just sitting there, ripe for the taking.

Star Wars R2-D2 Napkin & C3PO Napkin Ring Set - Droids, but no elbows on the table

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This Star Wars R2-D2 Napkin & C-3PO Napkin Ring Set can prevent your next meal from turning into an intergalactic faux pas. Artoo, as always, is the handy one of the pair, his use immediately obvious. He's ready to clean up after you and three of your friends. Threepio is there to rein Artoo in and make sure he doesn't do anything wild and crazy. And he's got his eye on you, too. No matter how good that Bantha steak looks? Don't cut more than one piece at a time.

Star Wars Silicone Oven Mitts - All too easy

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Everybody knows the Dark Side recruiters' slogan, "Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies." What most people don't realize is that the members of the Imperial military force actually bake the cookies themselves. It's a rotating thing, like being the duty officer. Nobody wants to get hurt while you're on Cookie Watch, though. That's why everyone's taken to these Star Wars Darth Vader or Stormtrooper Silicone Oven Mitts. Big enough to fit any officer's right hand, they're designed to withstand thermal exhaust and have ridges on underside of fingers for better grip. Because there's nothing more embarrassing than tossing your Dark Side cookies.

Walking Dead Dead Inside Door Cling - Don't let the zombies hit you on the way out

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When we were teens, our doors featured awesome posters plastered with signs that read things like, "Keep Out." "No, seriously. I mean it." "This means you, twerp." What we could have had instead was a door that looked like it came straight out of the very first episode of AMC's The Walking Dead. Maybe that would have intimidated our intruders. Or, more likely, just sucked them in that much faster. Also, we'd like to point out that this would make your guest bathroom that much more awesome. We're just sayin'....

Fallout Pop Vinyl Figures - Shut up and take my bottlecaps!

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It's Vault Boy! He's the mascot with the mostest. You may remember him from such merchandising as: the Vault-Tec's promotional lunchbox, the Vault-Tec Promotional Vault Boy bobblehead collection, and the Limited-Edition Mojave Landmark snow globes. Characters from the Fallout franchise have been added to Funko's already extensive POP! lineup. Choose Brotherhood of Steel, Deathclaw, Female Lone Wanderer, Feral Ghoul, Male Lone Wanderer, Super Mutant, or Vault Boy. Note: We do not require you to fight the Super Mutant POP! in order to get to the others. Other retailers may not be so kind.

Star Wars Qubes - Judge me by my shape, do you?

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Geeks have to put up with a lot. As fellow geeks, we know that sometimes your obsessing just can't be contained, and that might have drawn ridicule from some... less worthy humans. On occasion, your love of Star Wars may have caused others to call you a square. Now you can be in good company with these Star Wars Qubes, 'cause they're square, too. Choose Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, R2-D2, or Yoda, and flaunt your right angles. 90° FTW! Fortunate, the angles on these guys are soft and squishy for whenever you need a hug. Like when somebody calls you a square.

Exclusive Legend of Zelda Watch - Song of Time Compatible

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This watch is perfect for when you really need to keep track of time, like when transporting an Odd Mushroom that'll spoil after three minutes, or saving everyone from the impending doom of the looming moon. Yeah, try saying "impending doom of the looming moon" ten times fast! Legend of Zelda watch features a brushed-bronze look and the Hyrule Crest on the watch face. Stainless steel case with an adjustable silicone strap. And it's a ThinkGeek exclusive.

Fur Lined InnoHug Headphones - Putting the "fun" in "functional"

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These days just about everybody is walking around with a classic set of white earbuds. Even just a few years ago these buds may have sent a message that you were cool, tech-savvy, and up on the latest technology, but now you are just part of the herd. Why not start your own herd with a set of Fur-Lined InnoHug Headphones? Available in cream or black, these plush headphones are designed not only to look cute but also to provide comfort, warmth, and a great listening experience. Don't believe us? We have the stats on the page.

Star Wars Round Rugs - Star Wars winner's circle

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Very few of us have homes with curved walls. Maybe that's one of the things we really dug about the Lars Homestead. There's something compelling about its round shape. Until, you know, that point in the movie where there's smoke billowing out of it. And then it's far less compelling. Too soon? Soften up the right angles of your personal abode with these Star Wars Round Rugs. Each measures 36" in diameter, perfect for a striking entryway or as a focal point in the living room. Choose your side: Imperial or Jedi. Just remember that every visitor to your home will judge you based on your choice. No pressure there.

Star Wars BB-8 Charm Bead - Rolled right into our hearts

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You ready to add a new droid to your European-Style Charm Bead Bracelet? Oh, BB-8. We haven't even really met you, and you're already our favorite character from the new movie. How does that even work? This silver-tone BB-8 charm bead made from stainless steel fits all major brands of bracelet (inc. PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). Get him before our stock rolls away.

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