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Today marks the 9th anniversary of Pluto's demotion from being the 9th planet. It's hard to celebrate the loss of a planet. Well, if you're the Empire you've undoubtedly celebrated the loss of a planet, but this isn't Alderaan we're talking about here. It's Pluto, and what did Pluto ever do to anyone? Besides send back really lovely, "Wish you were here" style images to us via the New Horizons Probe....

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Star Wars Steins - May the froth be with you

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Whether you've got a cantina that rivals Mos Eisley's or just a fridge in the back of your ship, these Star Wars Collectible Ceramic Steins will help you relax in serious style. Pop the top on a cold one and then pop the top on your stein to fill it with up to 22 oz. of your favorite beverage. Choose Boba Fett, Darth Vader, or R2-D2 to be your drinking buddy. These are basically adult Pez dispensers. Flip the head back to receive your reward. At 9" tall and just over 2 lbs. each, they're some serious Pez dispensers. Just remember to drink responsibly. No drinking and flying. No drinking and podracing. And definitely no drinking and operating an Imperial Walker. Have we made ourselves clear?

Doctor Who Weeping Angel String Lights - They blink

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This set of Doctor Who Weeping Angel String Lights contains 10 angels: 5 with their faces covered and 5 attacking. But wait. There's more! Or there can be. Multiple strings can be plugged into each other, so you can basically have as many Weeping Angels in one place as you'd like. Honestly, one is too many for us. And yes, like we said above, the you can set the lights themselves to blink. We're not entirely sure what that means in terms of quantum locking, but with Weeping Angels it's pretty safe to assume it probably isn't good.

Schrade Tactical Pens - Survive and then write about it

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Words are powerful. Sometimes they uplift, sometimes they hurt, sometimes they teach, and sometimes they protect. But sometimes, in scary situations (say, you're trapped in a sinking automobile) words just won't protect enough. ThinkGeek has just the pen for that situation. In fact, we have not only one, but three. Choose Ballpoint with Stylus, Fountain Pen, or Whistle Top, depending on your preferred writing instrument / emergency need combination. All three are made from CNC-machined 6061 T6 aluminum and feature a glass-break pointed tip plus a clip to keep them in place for when you need them.

Our Latest Camping / Emergency-Preparedness Gear - Three new options

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One of our favorite aspects about being in the wild is all the new, awesome gear we get to pick up in order for these meatbags to avoid perishing in it. We have an LED Lantern that doubles as a flashlight and a charger. It'll run up to 120 hours on low light and has a strobe option for emergency signaling. The Swedish FireKnife combines a half-tang, 12C27 Sandvik stainless steel blade with a FireSteel insert, producing 5,400°F sparks 3000 times over. And Tinder on a Rope is easy to light, even when wet, because it's made of wood that's up to 80% resin. Handy.

Gotham City Police Badge Prop Replica - "There will be light, Bruce."

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Gotham City is a rough place. Lucky for all those residents who hide behind their walls and doors as they try to survive, the Gotham City Police Department is there. Each Gotham City Police Badge Prop Replica looks exactly like the one used on the TV show Gotham because they are molded from the actual props! The badge is chrome-plated metal and comes mounted on a leather belt strap. With one of these on your belt, you'll be ready to stand beside Jim Gordon and defend truth and justice. And maybe, just maybe, you'll be rewarded in a few years with a man dressed like a flying rat!

DOTA 2: Series 3 Micro Plush Blind Box - Fuzzy Wuzzy returns

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Maybe tiny plush isn't the first product that comes to mind when you're thinking of merchandising your multiplayer online battle arena game.But we all know Valve doesn't play by the same rules as other video game companies, so who are we to be surprised? These Series 3 DOTA 2 Microplushes feature 11 different designs to collect: Brewmaster, Dark Seer, Invoker, Jakiro, Juggernaut, Lina, Necrophos, Razor, Staglift, Storm Spirit, and Sven. The 10 commons come with come with an unlock code for "Imbued Lockless Luckvase 2015." Staglift is rare and comes with an additional in-game card.

Doctor Who Weeping Angel Heat Change 20oz Ceramic Travel Mug - Coffee helps us not blink

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How exactly is it we have not had a Weeping Angel coffee mug before this one? Coffee. One of its many wondrous qualities is that it helps you avoid blinking - in long meetings, while you should be working on that spreadsheet, or when there's a Weeping Angel present! Obviously coffee is the ultimate weapon against the Weeping Angels. We're not sure why we didn't think of this earlier. This Doctor Who Weeping Angel Heat Change 20oz Ceramic Travel Mug holds a massive amount of your favorite beverage. And if that favorite beverage happens to be hot, a Weeping Angel will appear on the side of your mug when you fill it! But you don't have to worry. You're the one with all the coffee.

Stan "THE MAN" Lee 1/6th Figure - Excelsior!

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Isn't it time Stan "The Man" Lee had a place of honor on your collectibles shelf amongst his creations? He deserves at least a cameo appearance with your 1:6 scale figures. Spider-Man, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, Iron Man, and Thor all agree. This 12" tall Stan Lee action figure comes attired in his sports jacket and grey pants with a number of accessories. It also includes an additional, interchangeable head, 4 additional hands (including *thwip* ones), 2 eye glasses, 1 wrist watch, 2 rings, handkerchief, and a stand so he doesn't fall over. Wouldn't want him to break a hip.

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