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Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain - Let the Force flow over you

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Turn your home's bath into Yoda's home planet with our Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain. With this 72" square scene featuring a sinking X-Wing and some bogwings looking on, you'll feel just like you're in a slimy mudhole far, far away. Only in a good way. The gnarled trees of the swamp will remind you that a Jedi's training, as well as his or her cleaning, requires patience and dedication. You'll have to power through, even after you come to the shocking realization that the soap - it is your lather. So clear your mind of questions (and groans as a result of that pun) and let the Force flow over you.

Firefly Metalized Sticker Set - Stick to the plan

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We don't travel from place to place in ramshackle starships barely held together with good intentions, baling wire, and duct-tape, but we can pretend we do. These stickers here were designed directly off of the original metal builder plaque props used on the Firefly that started it all - Serenity - but these are no gorram pieces of paper and glue. These are metalized vinyl, all-weather, and are suitable for displaying inside on your breaker box, water heater, locker, or laptop, or even outside on your automobile or boat, because your fandom should know no limits.

Legend of Zelda Link To The Past Exclusive Edition - A link to the 90s!

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Graphic Novel is a full-color graphic novel by manga legend Shotaro Ishinomori, based on the classic video game. But we couldn't just let you get a copy of the book. We've made sure you got even more Shotaro Ishinomori in the form of an exclusive poster! This is the perfect gift for any Legend of Zelda fan. But get it quick, because when The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Graphic Novel Exclusive Edition is sold out, the only place you'll be able to get one will BE the past.

Foodie Dice Tumbler - Bacon wins the initiative

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Foodie Dice let you shake up your kitchen routine. The set of 9 wooden, 6-sided dice comes in a recycled glass tumbler. You take 6 of the dice (the vegetable dice are seasonal, so you'll only be rolling one of those at a time) and roll to get your meal combination. The outcome gives you a cooking method, a protein (with vegetarian-friendly option), a seasonal vegetable, a grain/carb, an herb, and a bonus ingredient. Which could be BACON. Unfortunately, garlic is on the same die as bacon so you're not likely to get both. Unless you get two sets of dice....

Game of Thrones Map of Westeros Fleece Blanket - GoT fleece?

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Westeros is a daunting place, yet full of majestical wonders. Let's see: there's the Wall, the famous cities and castles (Kings Landing, Winterfell, etc.), the Twins Wedding Chapel (wearing white isn't customary here), Hodor Burger, and many more. Well, the time has come for you to bring a massive dose of Westeros into your life with this unbelievably awesome Game of Thrones Map of Westeros Fleece Blanket. With one side of this blanket you can plan your invasion; the other side is plain black for when you want to look innocent or have your decor look slightly less geeky.

Prometheus' PowerPot 10 - Generate power from heat

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You remember Prometheus, right? Guy who stole fire from Olympus, brought it to humanity, and then as punishment was chained to a rock to have his liver eaten and regrown eternally? The PowerPot 10 is Just Like That, except that it's a thermoelectric generator, so it converts energy from any heat source (like, say, a fire) into power you can use to charge your USB handheld device. All you have to do is add water to the PowerPot 10 and place it over your own personal fire stolen from Mount Olympus. Plug in your device(s) (the PowerPot 10 has 2 x 1A USB ports at the end of its flame-resistant cord) and they'll charge just as fast as from a standard outlet. No liver-eating torture required!

Fiendish Japanese Pocket Puzzles - New levels!

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You may be familiar with our Fiendish Japanese Pocket Puzzles. These solid metal puzzles are almost too deviously evil to inflict on you and your friends. Now we have some new challenges for those clever enough to take them on. We're offering 15 puzzles at 2 different difficulty levels - all level 5 and 6.. We would rate level 5 as "really hard," while level 6 is "insanely hard and requires some serious thought." Whenever you're ready for them, they'll be waiting for you. Muhahahaha.

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