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We're going to take a moment to celebrate Giovanni Battista Riccioli, who was born this day in 1598. We hadn't heard of him before this week, but you know his work. He was the first person to precisely measure the acceleration due to gravity of falling bodies. With his superior Grimaldi, he perfected the the use of a pendulum to measure time. But most notably, Grimaldi drew maps of the moon and Riccioli named the features. Sea of Tranquility? All him. Only in Latin.

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Neurodiversity v4.0 - We still love your brain

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Celebrate cranial diversity with us! ThinkGeek is once again teaming up with ASAN, the Autistic Self Advocacy Network, to recognize Autism Acceptance Month. This year we have our neurodiversity design on a new shirt color (available in unisex and youth), and 100% of the proceeds from sales from it in the month of April will go to ASAN.

Darth Maul Legendary Scale Figurine - A figure from your worst nightmare

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The Darth Maul Legendary Scale Figure is both impressive and daunting, standing at a staggering 40 inches tall and presented in approximately 1:2 scale. The Darth Maul Legendary Scale Figure depicts the vicious Sith enforcer in stunning detail, complete with real fabric clothing and a light-up, double-bladed lightsaber. Each piece is individually painted and finished, each with its own unique quality and attention to detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles product. A truly stunning portrait of the iconic Sith, the Darth Maul Legendary Scale Figure is a spectacular addition to any collection and will instantly be the centerpiece of any gallery display.

Mycestro Wearable Mouse - Point and click

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A wireless three-dimensional mouse, which tracks hand motion in 3D space, the Mycestro Wearable Mouse goes on your index finger. Weighing about half an ounce, you'll never notice it - until you need to use it. Hold the side with your thumb and any finger movements will be translated into mouse action (Mycestro only reads finger movements when your thumb is on the thumbpad). Perfect for planes, conferences, living rooms, server labs, and other places lacking horizontal surfaces.

Doctor Who Bluetooth® Speakers - A new dimension of sound

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Create your own immersive atmosphere for watching episodes of your favorite sci-fi show with these Doctor Who Bluetooth® Speakers. They're wireless but they also have a standard audio in/out jack, just in case. Choose the TARDIS, Dalek Sec (black), an Assault Dalek (bronze), or a combo pack that comes with special add-ons. The other bonus about the combo packs? If you get multiples, you can chain them together and hear EX-TER-MI-NATE in surround sound. Yep. Each speaker comes with 6 built-in sound clips taken directly from the show. And they also each have an omni-directional microphone built in so that you can take calls.

Firefly Monopoly - Go directly to jail

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In this custom edition of Monopoly, nearly every element of the game has been redesigned: Properties, Money, Houses, Hotels, Community Chest, Chance, Utilities, Railroads, Tokens. Instead of the old stand-by tokens you'll have your choice of an Alliance Gunship, Serenity, a Reaver Ship (the Trans-U), a Thunderbird-class Surveyor, a Shuttle, or Brutus. The board includes 22 properties from across the 'Verse. Buy, sell, and trade properties like Whitefall or Persephone. Other ships stand in for Railroads. You get the idea.

Crabs Adjust Humidity - Black & white & colorful

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First things first: Crabs Adjust Humidity cannot be played without Cards Against Humanity. Each volume of Crabs Adjust Humidity is an expansion deck of 112 new morally-questionable cards (80 white + 32 black). They're printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards and 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity (with which they are in no way affiliated). Oh, and we should point out that Crabs Adjust Humidity is intended for ages 17 and up. The language is frequently... colorful.

Game of Thrones 1/6 scale Tyrion Lannister Action Figure - Half man! Half man!

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This figure from ThreeZero might better be titled twelfth man since it's at 1:6 scale. This figure based on Peter Dinklage's portrayal of Tyrion Lannister from HBO's Game of Thrones series has all sorts of great details. We're particularly fond of the faux leather cutwork jerkin with his Hand of the King pin, but the boots are also really nice. He also comes with a massive tome for some weighty reading and a goblet for all his alcohol. And it comes with an extra set of hands, because you never know what Tyrion's been up to.

Star Wars: Armada Board Game - Miniatures game of epic proportions

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In Star Wars: Armada, you assume the role of fleet admiral, serving with either the Imperial Navy or Rebel Alliance. It's your job to issue the tactical commands that will decide the course of battle and, perhaps, the fate of the galaxy. Will you send a massive Star Destroyer and squadrons of TIE fighters into battle, or will you be commanding squadrons of X-wings from your Nebulon-B Frigate? Star Wars: Armada - even a single ship can change the tide of battle in this two-player miniatures game of epic Star Wars space battles!

Attack on Titan Ceramic Beer Stein - If Wall Maria were breached, we'd drink, too

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Measuring about 8" from the bottom to the top of the mini Colossal Titan's muscular head, the Attack on Titan Ceramic Beer Stein is a reminder of the fears lurking outside the walls in which we surround ourselves - and how we can grow stronger by facing them. Perhaps there's some deeper meaning there? All we know is this massive Attack on Titan Ceramic Beer Stein has a skinless giant on it. That's enough for us!

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