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Just think, it was only one year ago today that we wrote these words: "Hard to believe it's the 25th season for The Simpsons, which premiered on this day back in 1989. Bart, Lisa, and company have provided us an escape through humor, from toilet to cerebral, whatever we needed at the time" Yup, this is the one year anniversary of us celebrating the 25th season of The Simpsons. Guess that makes this their 26th season. And, guess that means we didn't spontaneously combust from tasting Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango. Not at all, you cute little Space Coyote, you.

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Executive Knight Pen Holder - Behold, the power of writing

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Pens are pretty important in the evolution of humankind. They symbolize a written language, the importance of that language, and the ability to write bits of that language at any time. The pen is a might tool, mightier (some have said) than the sword. So, it only makes sense, then, that your pen is given a place of honor on your desk. That's why you should let this Knight Pen Holder support your favorite scribble-stick. And if you don't have a favorite pen, this trusty knight comes with one. When words need to be your weapons, the Executive Knight Pen Holder will make sure you're well-armed!

Star Wars Bowling Bag Style Purses - These *are* the handbags you're looking for

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When Leia Organa tried to smuggle the Death Star plans to the Rebel base at Yavin, she carried them in an astromech droid - a large, heavy, and cumbersome automaton with a severe speech impediment. How much easier would it have been to have had a nice light, convenient, and attractive handbag in which to carry them? Two styles of awesome shiny handbags styled after our favorite characters can be yours if you've got the credits. If not, I know a Hutt who can lend you some. You're not allergic to carbonite, are you? Just curious.

New Superhero Watches - Because being on time is key

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When you're a superhero, you have places to be. And it's really important that you get wherever it is you need to be on time. After all, not everybody has a Batsignal. Whether you're supposed to be in Cyclops's geometry class at 8 a.m. or ready to save the universe stat, these watches will ensure you arrive on time. Or, at least, if you're late it'll be your own darn fault. Because, let's face it. You'll be sad if you miss out on the post-fight shawarma.

The Doctor is in... the kitchen!

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The Doctor is never one to expect others to make his food for him; his companions are for company, not cooking! The TARDIS, however, is always watching over him and wants to make sure he has all the utensils he needs to prepare and consume a meal. That's why she's made him a spatula in her own image for flipping all sorts of things (and swatting things like the Wirrn). And also, the TARDIS made the Doctor a peeler and a cutlery set that looks like his favorite tool: the sonic screwdriver. Get them all, and your kitchen will be ready to cook anything time and relative dimensions in space can throw at it.

Walking Dead Daryl Angel Wings Necklace - Don't be a walker when you could fly

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Celebrate the awesomeness of Daryl with this pendant, fashioned after the wings on the back of his vest. It's large and comes on a cord, so it really looks good on both men and women. And it's less problematic to wear than biker club insignia, especially if your bike is the sort one rides in the Tour de France and not so much 70 mph on the highway.

Constellation Earrings: Orion and Cassiopeia - Star light, star bright

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Check out these out-of-this-world earrings. Earrings? They may not look like earrings, but they are! This style of earring is variously referred to as a climbing earring or a pin-style earring. You wear it by inserting the undecorated back pin of the earring through your pierced hole and then rotating the piece up so that the decoration traces along your antihelical fold (that indentation along the outer edge of your ear). Knowledge FTW!

The Walking Dead 10-inch Rick Grimes Deluxe Figure - Tiny Ricktatorship

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This 10" action figure captures Rick Grimes pretty thoroughly. Looks good displayed in the box - it comes with his arm bent and the rifle over his shoulder. Or remove the figure from the box and put Rick's alternate aiming arm and pistol to good use, defending your doughnuts from shambling hordes of co-workers. Remember: aim for the head and don't tell HR we told you that.

Exclusive Assassin's Creed Logo Blanket - Assassin's assemble

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The Assassins know where is safe and secure by their insignia. It has been passed down through time as a reminder and promise that all men and women should be free, and Assassins will never stop fighting for that freedom. Anything their logo appears on is equally as protected by them. This blanket, soft and fleecy, is nothing more than a giant Assassin's insignia on black. Under it, you will be safe. Under it, you will be free. Under it, you will be protected from the evil, cold fingers of the Templars... and, really, just the cold!

Impossible Instant - Let's get this analog party started

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Remember the joy of the Polaroid camera? The characteristic white framed edge still means party time, even if it's been Photoshopped on. You didn't have to wait a week or pay an exorbitant amount to get your shots back in an hour - you just had to wait a few minutes for it to develop, impatiently waving it around as you did so. The Impossible Project is bringing instant back. They've reengineered the film, refurbished cameras, and rebuilt the accessories, and we have all of those and more available at ThinkGeek now.

Exclusive DIY 6" Action Figure Kits - DIY justice!

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There are all sorts of great 6" action figures out there. But sometimes, they character you love the most (which you might even have created) isn't available as an action figure. The only thing you can do is make your own. Well, we wanted to make sure you had a great place to start. There are two DIY Action Figure Kits to choose from: Male or Female. Each comes with a rigid plastic cape (which can serve as a nice template for custom capes) and three pairs of hands (fists, open, and ready to hold a weapon). Who will you make with your figs? That's up to you. We just know they'll be super, and we hope you'll post action shots. SUPER action shots.

Adventure Time 20oz Cool Guy and Dweeb Mug Set - Mathematical mugs

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When playing Card Wars, it's imperative that you play for stakes. And not just money or something dumb, but something major: like having to drink a nasty-fied giant mug of soda pop. One that has things like beetle butter and ham chunk juice mixed in. But that's just for the loser: the Dweeb. The winner is the Cool Guy. This mug set comes with one of each, both looking like they were ripped straight from the "Card Wars" episode of Adventure Time. Each mug holds a whopping 22 oz of liquid prize or punishment. Just don't play with Jake. Because if Jake loses the game, he gets super depressed! When we beat him, he wouldn't talk to us for a month!

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